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Thursday, July 27, 2006

Salute to “The Hammer”

You know, nothing that is going in on right now is anything new. The Muslims have been trying to conquer the west for 1400 years. Charles “The Hammer” Martel is the man most responsible for our way of life, because Martel’s army destroyed the Muslim army that invaded what is now France from Spain (the Muslims ruled Spain until the early 13th century and what we know as “Spanish architecture” is in fact a mix between Arabian, Visigoth, and Frankish design) at Tours. There was nothing else standing in Allah’s way, because all of the major regional powers had fallen. We owe everything to Martel, because without him, there would be no such thing as western civilization: Only Sharia, and the Koran.

Soon after their first try, the Muslim armies invaded Italy and Eastern Europe. The “Crusades” that soon followed were a largely defensive war to prevent (again) the Muslims from invading Europe. I know what it says in the text books today about the “evil” Crusades, and rest assured there was brutality on both sides. The Crusades were, however, successful; because Europe destroyed the invading army of Allah’s minions and set their plans back several hundred years.

Enter the Ottoman Empire. This was the third attempt to take over Europe. After the Muslims fully converted (subjugated) the Turks at the end of the 13th century, they set out on yet another war of conquest. After gathering their power and rolling through the Balkans, they invaded Western Europe proper and were crushed by a European coalition outside of Vienna in 1529. Later, the Islamists tried to invade again and were defeated in 1683 outside the gates of Vienna.

The Ottoman Empire was officially dissolved in 1924, but not without a lasting modern legacy. The Turks carried out what is known as the “Armenian Genocide” between 1915 and 1916. Over 1,000,000 Armenians were slaughtered by the Religion of Peace. The Muslims gave the world the ideas of extermination camps and death trains. Hitler would later use this Muslim model of death as a blueprint to architect his own campaign of genocide.

What is going on in Israel and the West is the “4th Invasion”, and I fear Europe will loose this one. Israel and the United States can take care of business, but it is Western Europe for which I truly fear for. This latest Lebanon-Israel “crisis” is bush-league compared to what Europe faces. Mark my words; what has begun is the final showdown between civilization and radical Islam. I leave you with this:

"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself.For the traitor appears not a traitor – he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear."

– Marcus Tullius Cicero

Tommy "Jumping the Shark" Masterson

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Friday, July 21, 2006

Thoughts on the latest Arab-Israeli Conflict

I can’t help but thinking this about the latest conflict between Israel and the radical Islamists of Hezbollah and Lebanon: The chickens are coming home to roost! The people of Israel are tired of Islamist gunmen killing civilians in the streets, they are tired of rockets destroying their cities, and they are tired of bomb-clad fools (heroic martyrs) of the Religion of Peace killing their women and children. They want their buses to stop exploding with the cry of “Allahu Ackbar!” Why don’t liberals understand this, and why do liberals chastise the Israeli government when all they are trying to do is survive!

I admit that most Muslims are not terrorists; however, most terrorists are Muslims! Every major military conflict (and the vast majority of the minor conflicts) in the world right now are between either Muslims and non-Muslims (kuffars), or different sects of Islam. Iraq, Sudan, the Philippines, Kashmir, E. Timor, Thailand, Somalia, Nigeria, Afghanistan, Chechnya, India…

The Israelis understand something that the west has forgotten, and liberals don’t want to acknowledge in their cowardice; Muslim fundamentalists have one goal: A worldwide Islamic Caliphate; but only respect one type of power: Brute force.

America endured 9/11. The barbarians caught us with our pants down, but what have Islamists done to America since? Nothing, and do you know why? Because Bush sent the Army over to the mid-east and crushed two Islamist infested countries, and scattered them like the filthy roaches that they are. Afghanistan that was a hot-bed of radical Islam; as is Iraq, where the psychopathic Hitlerite (Saddam), rolled over like the filthy dog that he was in the face of American power to give us a great staging point to thrust into the black heart of radical Islam; Iran, If we take the opportunity.

For all their bluster, I assure you the Iranian government is pissing their collective robes right now. The liberals like to say that there have been no further attacks in the U.S. because there was no threat in the first place, since “Islam is a religion of peace and tolerance,” They like to say America is weak. These subversive communists like to say that America has no right to project her power… I say that there have been no attacks in the U.S. because we crushed Al-Qaeda, destroyed their bases and supply lines, and we are now poised to strike at the evil black heart of radical Islam. We are defending ourselves because we were attacked, we want to defend our culture, and we will kill the psychotic Imams and Mullahs that teach teenagers how to make suicide vests, the proper way to rape women, the best way to chop off hands, the proper size rock when you stone a woman for having sex, the correct size of rope to hang, or knife size to use to slit the throat of a women that "dishonors" her family …

If America is the modern Rome, than Islamists are the modern "barbarians at the gates" that seek to destroy civilization and usher in a new Dark Age. This is not surprising: These thugs have never left the 7th century because of the psychotic Mohammed and his evil “holy” book.

The Israelis understand the heart of the Islamist. They know that they must crush radical Islam, or face another, greater, holocaust. All real Americans should fully support Israel’s attempt to stop the barbarian Islamists, and should support a joint effort to topple the Islamic governments of Syria and Iran.

-Tommy Masterson

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

I Just Became a Millionaire: Part 5 (FIN)

Inexplicably, I have yet to receive word from lawyer Pierre, mores the pity. I did receive in my inbox something rare, however; a phishing email. I was kind of excited because I almost never get them. This is even more pathetic than the woeful Mrs. Welsh’s pleas for me to take her 15 million! Here have a look:



Uh oh, better click that link or my account may be closed! But first, let’s make sure that the link really connects to Bank of America…


*Gasp* My god! What treachery is this!





The site is either off-line or has been shut down. I couldn’t ping it, no search engines brought it up, and I couldn’t connect directly. Here is a tip: If you are going phishing, you get better results if you have the line, worm, and hook attached to the pole.

-Tommy Masterson

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

I Just Became a Millionaire: Part 4

I received what appears to be a canned response that has been quasi-personalized! For a British lawyer, Mr. Pierre’s English has degenerated to the point of the aboriginal clicking-speak Bushmen tongue in “The God’s Must be Crazy”. This new email is nearly incomprehensible; check it out:



O.K. what I get from this is he wants an address or a bank account number/ABA number. He thinks he has my name, so at this point a bank name and account number would be sufficient to send demand drafts to drain my account. This is the minimum goal of their end game. I think what they will angle for is sending me one of these fake cashiers checks that U.S. banks tend to honor. This is what I am hoping for, if they respond to this:



The plan at this point, if they bite, is to have them mail me some cash and a “check” to “bribe” my friend to reopen my account. This is my end game.
(Continue to part 5)
-Masterson

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Monday, July 10, 2006

I Just Became a Millionaire: Part 3

I know all our hearts bleed for the Widow Welsh, but I have even more sad news for you. The late Mr. Welch appears to be the most unlucky man ever. Apparently, he not only died of a terminal disease, he also perished in the Indian Ocean Tsunami, the World Trade Center Muslim attack, and was an ill fated passenger on the Muslim terrorist piloted EgyptAir Flight 990. Here see for your self; it looks like this angle has been going on for awhile.

Here is an annotated reply I received from Mrs. Welch’s lawyer:

Canned, obviously.

This is my reply:


This is asking for something pretty specific, and I’m curious if somebody will bother to reply with an original email or just cut off contact.

-Masterson

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Thursday, July 06, 2006

I Just Became a Millionaire: Part 2

I really can’t believe I got a reply so fast. “Mrs. Welch” sent me this message today:



Wow this is getting better and better, now she is referring me to her “lawyer”, whom does not seem to exist…



These guys are going to bite hard. I am portraying myself as an American criminal and degenerate, an apostate to Islam and cult leader, (this is especially important if this scam is from Nigeria) with hundreds of well-off followers.

This is the message that I sent to the “lawyer”:



I am guessing that these degenerate criminals do not understand English very well, as their emails are replete with run-on sentences, spelling errors and grammatical mistakes. The next communication I send them will be a fiery corona of SC II references, metaphors, and Christian rhetoric.

-Tommy Masterson

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I Just Became a Millionaire

I received an email from a terminally ill woman in the U.K who has decided to leave me her fortune (about 15 million dollars) because I am such a good Christian. Boo-Yah!

This has to be the most ham-handed, despicable variation of the “419” advance fee scam I have ever seen. I found it in my junk mail folder when I was cleaning it out tonight. I traced the email as far as a server in Zimbabwe, but no further. Here have a look:

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As pathetic as this is, if this gets widely distributed in the West there will be plenty of good, moral people (and even more pin-head assholes) that after reading this will have a moment of weakness, give into greed, and will give up their bank information to these criminals, while telling themselves that they will only use the money for good and not for themselves(HA!).

I have decided to do a little sting. This is an email I sent to the address given at the end the received message:
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If I have extended correspondence with the filthy degenerate criminal(s), I intend to turn over all of the data to a couple of FBI agents that I know. If the scammer just wants to just get down to business, I am going to try to get them to send me a forged cashiers check and several hundred Dollars in cash to me, maybe even convince them to join my cult.

-Tommy Masterson

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Monday, July 03, 2006

Our Future

As technology progresses and our knowledge of the universe expands, a world government is not only inevitable, but may become necessary at some point if we wish to, as a race, advance further. That said what form will a one world government take? It all depends on who wins the “culture war”. Barring any kind of cataclysm such as an asteroid impact, volcanic super eruption or extraterrestrial invasion, eventually the world will be united under a single doctrine and I dare say that all we can do about it is influence who wins. Unless our society can evolve into something similar to those in Star Trek or Ian M. Banks’ Culture, we are doomed to endure a despotic world government of some kind. The new world government will eventually fail and a global civil war will result, then another group will take over, and this process will repeat again and again until we eventually destroy ourselves. Albert Einstein knew this when he famously wrote in a letter to Harry S. Truman: "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

What form will the world government take? I believe there are three strong possibilities:

1. Western free market capitalism/democracy.
Since this form of rule rewards people for their work with money to purchase comforts and convenience, a person is motivated to work harder to achieve their goals. There used an axiom in the old Soviet Union: “As long as they pretend to pay us, we will pretend to work.” Under a socialist/communist or despotic form of government, every thing is owned by the state, and you own nothing. All things human boil down to our egotistical nature and that is why communism and dictatorships have failed world wide. Before you say something about China, their government will collapse in the next 30 years, I assure you. Since they currently employ the “One Country, Two Systems” policy, the commies have ensured their own demise. While the population shares a great sense of national pride and are assured of their own racial superiority (Middle Kingdom Complex), this will not be enough to achieve their stated goal of Sino-dominance. Since they allow certain places to operate under a sort of free market, democratic system, China is essence controlled by those that make the money, just like the West. While their Politburo controls the government and military, the pseudo-capitalists control the money, without which the government and military can not function. The Chinese communist government will fall, and be replaced by a western style free market/democratic government for the same reasons the Soviets fell. Capitalism is not perfect by any means, and by definition ensures that there will almost always be poverty and corruption and people that are more successful than others. The difference is that with capitalism you always have at lest one thing: Hope, sort of.

2. Sharia (Islamic Law)
The greatest threat to freedom and capitalism at this point is Islam. These religious fanatics have a single goal: To install a world-wide Islamic Caliphate. What makes Islamists so dangerous is that they are highly motivated to achieve their goals, and the rest of the world is only highly motivated to secure oil. Since most of the worlds oil supply is controlled by Muslim countries, they already have a sword at the economic throats of nearly every nation on Earth. The only thing that keeps them in check is the advanced technology of the West’s militaries. If the West had the political and social will, they could crush the armies of the Middle-East and take over the entire region in a matter of months, and the Islamists know it. The West and the Islamists also know that the West does not have to will to sustain a protracted military occupation of lands filled with Muslim fanatics. Islamists have realized that they can not defeat the West by military conquest, (as they have tried to do throughout history) so they are using the laws of modern Western democracies to do so from within. France will be the first to fall to Islamists if current social and political trends continue. The Muslim riots that France has endured in the past year are just the beginning. Like the Hashshashin (Assassins) of old, the current Islamist doctrine is to infiltrate and destroy. Islamists believe that converting the World’s population to Islam is the will of God, and no action, however perverse or evil it seems to a normal person is barred if it is for the greater good of Allah.

The lure of Islam is extremely seductive. On the surface the politeness, the unity with other believers, the apparent rightness of cause, the belief in something bigger than your self fulfills almost every Human psychological need. However, to sustain it’s self, Islam needs the same thing that all other cults and oppressive systems of government need to motivate the people: The Enemy. No oppressive system can exist without another system to combat against. With Muslims it’s the kaffur, (unbeliever) with the communists, capitalism is the enemy, etc. You can not control your subjects in an oppressive system without explaining to the people you rule the reason why they are oppressed.

3. World Fascism/ Dystopia
In my opinion, this is the most likely first world government. I am talking about a society similar to the video game series Syndicate, what the Antichrist creates in the Left Behind series, what you saw in the film Equilibrium, what you read in Orwell’s 1984. We all know that there is no greater thrill to a bully than to have control over other people. It is said that while men become physical bullies, women become psychological bullies, and somewhat vice versa. I don’t believe that any thinking person would say that this is not true in general, however both types of bullying have the same goal: Control over others. In general, most leaders are greedy, vain and arrogant. Otherwise, what motivated them to become leaders? While an exceptional few are truly altruistic and wish nothing more than better the human condition, almost every person is ruled by what the Soviet KGB called the M.I.C.E. principal. This stands for: Money, Ideology, Conscience, and Ego. The KGB believed, correctly it seems considering their vast success at recruiting spys, that almost every person is motivated by one or more of the M.I.C.E. principals. This insight combined with technology is just begging for a super-leader seduce and conquer the world.

Since technology is advancing at such a rapid rate, and humans have a need to control other humans, it seems inevitable that we will see in our lifetime a world government emerge. Money, speech, expression and maybe even thoughts, will all be controlled by the whims of our future rulers, as we are now somewhat controlled by our current ones. The difference at this point in time is that the control is not yet consolidated; however it seems likely that this will happen within the next hundred years.

In conclusion, I say that two events will occur in one succession or the other: The creation of a world government and subsequent revolt resulting in a nuclear holocaust, or a nuclear holocaust resulting in a world government. Whatever the outcome, one thing is for certain:

We are fucked.

-Tommy Masterson


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