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Saturday, October 28, 2006

New Video!

This is my remix of "Dirty Kuffar", and I dare say that this Is MUCH better than the original!



Update: 11/3/06 Yup, banned by Al-YouTube

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Friday, October 27, 2006

Au revoir, France! Bonjour, République De la France Islamique


Dieu est grand! Massacrez les chrétiens! Assassinez les juifs! Dieu est grand!

This is the one year Anniversary of the 1st France Intifada, or as the MSM like to put it,"The French Civil Unrest", and "France Youth Riots". To commemorate the event, gangs of “youths” have been burning buses for the last two nights. Last count I believe is now five buses sacked and fire bombed by “youths” of “north African decent”. This is being extensively covered in the Right-Wing Blogosphere , and I doubt I can add anything new, but I have some thoughts on the issues.

The main question on my mind is, “Will the French rise up and defend their culture and freedom (or what passes for freedom over there)?” That remains to be seen. The French have a history of rising to the occasion when the need arises, WW I and WW II not withstanding. However, even during WW II, the French resistance was arguably the most effective in NAZI-occupied Europe. The man who saved Western Europe from the Muslim hordes the first time was from what is now France; Napoleon kicked a lot of ass, and let’s not forget Joan of Arc. Throughout history, there have been many, many occasions where the French have fought back effectively against attackers.

In the 70s and 80s, the DGSE was second only to the Mossad when it came to it’s effectiveness in preemptively dealing with terrorist threats. Hell they were absolutely ruthless; they even sunk the Greenpeace flagship to deter interference with their atomic testing. The operation ultimately backfired, but the fact that they did it in the first place is telling. What the French need to realize is that the Islamic threat to French culture is far greater than the Soviet threat ever was. The skill and power is there, but the political will is not. The left has control of the media, the government, and the schools. Children are indoctrinated with socialist and other radical left ideals as soon as they step foot in the class room. Children are being taught from the moment they can understand words to be ashamed of their culture and history. National pride does not exist in France or anywhere else in Western Europe for that matter. And it’s being killed here in America too. The left has control of the main stream media and the schools, but not the government… yet. The alarm has been going off for the last 15 years, but they keep hitting the snooze button. Keep it up, people of France, and you will wake up in a few years with the Muezzin blasting his call through your bedroom window, and a knife at your throat while you get on your prayer rug to bow to Mecca.

While the people of France have been eating cheese, drinking wine, and cheating on their spouses, the Islamists and the left have taken their country from them. Mark my words, if things continue, in 2025 the U.N. will have a delegate from the Islamic Republic of France. People willing to use violence to achieve their goals will ALWAYS control appeasers and pacifists.

O.K. a lot of people bitch, but don’t offer solutions. I will! The situation is dire, and extreme measures are called for. If I were the “President” of France, this is what I would do:

1: Martial law is now in effect. The army will patrol trouble areas and there is a dusk-to-dawn curfew.

2: All non-citizen work (or whatever they call them there) visas are now revoked. You have 30 days to leave the country, or you will be detained and interned in camps until such time as transport can be arranged to your country of origin.

3: France will no longer buy oil from any Muslim countries. The people may have to tighten their belts, but the sword over our heads is removed.

4: Television and Newspapers are subject to government censorship until such time as the reforms are completed. Napoleon said, “Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets.”

5: No immigration until further notice.

6: Illegal aliens will be arrested and interrogated, then deported at once.

After the trouble makers are gone, France can de-socialize their business, government and industry, and install a truly capitalist system, maybe even adopt an American-style constitution. The crazy hate-speech laws will be revoked.

This is very extreme, almost NAZI-ish, but France and the rest of Western Europe have to make some very tough choices in the next few years. Remember, the rise of nearly every fascist government has been a direct result of the revolt of the people from the influence of the left.

Islam must evolve, as Christianity did, to avoid a war that will devistate the entire world. There is proof that Islam can evolve, and be practiced in peace. One of my favorite people in the entire world is a Muslim. Never thought you would see me write that, eh? It’s true though, and I’m guessing he’s one of your favorites too:

Dave Chappelle.

-Tommy Masterson

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More “Matches”

These ladies are the ones I didn’t get to last night. I would be a lucky man, truly, to have one of these fine specimens of human femininity on my arm…



WOW! Very good start, nice legs... but what are you about?



Nevermind... NEXT!



Hey, she looks like Stephanie Ferguson (Fergie)! I am betting this girl can sing better though. This is going well so far; maybe the Matchdoctor has something here?



Oh Christ, not again!



I would rather shoot myself in the coin-purse with a Taser than date this "woman".

NEXT!


Now this is what I’m talking about! Very, very nice! Let’s view her profile!



For fucks sake! I plan to file law suit against Matchdoctor.com for "emotional distress". We can make this a class action if some more people join up. Maybe the ACLU can get on our side!

Join the Dark Side, or die…

-Tommy M.

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Thursday, October 26, 2006

The MoD in Hong Kong

The Overland Park Taliban Minister of Disinformation has been in Hong Kong for the last three weeks subverting the communist regime, while ostensibly working as a graphic artist. Below is the report on his activities:

I am in Hong Kong. I have come here to work. I have been here for more days than I can count right now. I came with some other “Americans” as well. It’s funny, in Hong Kong, you meet a lot of Westerners, especially other “Americans”. I have noticed something in my travels here. Everyone from America that travels internationally is always a Raging Commie Kook America Basher. Why is that? So far, anyone who speaks a word that I can understand usually states that they hate the president and/or the U.S. within 10 minutes of dialog. It’s like it is so paramount to their existence that they have to get it out there, lest they lose the chance. I expect this from the natives, but not from other “Americans”. I feel like a lone aircraft carrier, the sole projection of American power in this part of the world, patrolling the seas, protecting the homeland from afar.Anyway, here are a few pictures from my stay here.

I think they will be informative, and help people better understand dirty red commies. For starters, here is the swimming pool from my hotel window.




It is pretty nice, but I never see it. Because I am in a communist country, I have been forced into communist working conditions, therefore, it is always closed when I get back to my room, and it is too early when I leave in the morning. But it is nice. It was built by the blood of forced labor, using the money gained from crushing taxes.These are from my hotel room. It’s not much, but I call it home. For 30 days…These next ones are from the building that I work in. Some interesting notes:


This is the hallway that I spend a lot of time in smoking.


Smoking is legal in communist countries…everywhere. This is because smoking harms people, and communist governments like that. Here is a Communist fire hose.

This is very interesting. Look how small the hose is. Communists figure that in the event of a fire, the smaller the hose, the less water comes out, and the more people are burned.



You might notice how small the tiles are on the floors and especially the walls. On the floor, at least 4, and possibly 8 tiles make up the size of a regular American tile, and the walls, 8, and probably more like 16 tiles do the same. This may seem odd, unless you understand communists like I do. If it takes 10 men 8.3333 hours to lay 5000 tiles, at a rate of 1 tile per minute in America, then it will take 1 man 266.666 hours to lay 80000 at a rate of 5 tiles per minute in a communist country. This does not include downtime to recover from beatings.Here is a communist stair case. Notice that communists like and have always liked the color red. That is because red is the color of blood, and communists like blood, especially from downtrodden people.


A communist evil corporation???

Another communist company, in the same building, much like the one I work for. The astute viewer might notice the low ceilings in these photos. This is easily explained as well. Communists are shorter than normal humans. This is because since the day they are born they are malnourished and bombarded with pollutants that stunt the growth. Communist leaders steal all of the food produced by their nations, not because they themselves can eat it (they are usually fat, but not THAT fat) but because they enjoy watching their population starve.

Here are some communist cigarette packs:



Communists don’t play around.


Well so do evil communist regimes!


Yeah? Yeah? Well, so do pedofile communist dictators!

This next one is very interesting.I had my people pick up some take out from Outback Steakhouse. I got Alice Spring Chicken and broccoli. Food here is, at least to me, notorious for coming with “guests”. I figured that Outback, being Western, would be okay. I wolfed down a few stalks of broccoli, before remembering my last trip, when a coworker overturned his Styrofoam container of beef and broccoli, and found a mulitdue of small insects in it. Well, I still didn’t think anything really, but the thought crossed my mind and I glanced down at the piece in my hand. Something was smiling back at me.Woah! I get it now! The communists are trying to “bug” me!



You know, being the sole projection of American power and all…Holy Shit! What happened? How did these communists get into my room??!!

They told me “we have ways of making me talk.” But not to worry, I didn’t say nothin’!These colors NEVER run!


Well ehh...


This one only cost 70$!Boyakasha!

Well, that’s about it. I have 5 days to go, but I’ve learned a lot. You people in the West have no idea about anything cultural. Everything American is substandard, your medicine, your culture, and especially YOUR FOOD PREP! You close minded fools will never experience life. Your president is stupid, and you push your ways on the rest of the world! For shame! A wise sage once told me, “You’ll never experience culture, till you have to shit in a hole in the ground.” Indeed.

-The MoD

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My “Matches”

About every 3 or 4 days I get an email from matchdoctor.com. These emails contain 9 profiles of women whom matchdoctor.com thinks I am “compatible” with. I was never a member of their site, so the only thing I can think of is that this is some off-shoot of tickle/emote.com. If so, they don’t seem to remember “what I’m looking for”, because not only are these women no where near KC, they choose to send me the worst matches possible:



Not a bad start! Right age, right look, but what is she like?



So an unemployed golddigger... good job match doctor!



NEXT!



OK, she kind of looks like Lisa Bonet, I can dig that...



I said no kids and no libs! Arrrg!

NEXT!



Ehh... Texas babe, you can see 2 tats in that picture, but god knows where else she has them. OK, I can over look that, maybe... If she has the right personality.



Wow, a pot-head liberal that hates the President of the United States. From Texas. I bet that if Adolf Hitler and Golda Meir were to make profiles on Matchdoctor.com, they would be considered compatible because they both had an interest in Jews.



Jesus H.

NEXT!



Any woman that is holding a kid in a dating profile picture is trying to say something. She had three pictures in her archive, and they all had the same kid in them. OK, so she has a kid she loves, right?



No kids? Who is that? Are you a kidnapper? Are you one of these barren chicks that cuts the babies out of wombs of 9-month pregnant women?



Hehe "friends" son eh? OK babe, when your friends son is over to visit, Im gonna go to meet some of my "friends" down at Bazookas (Nothin' on but the juke box!)

-Masterson

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Saturday, October 21, 2006

New Video

Friday, October 20, 2006

The Left is Rising...






Just kidding, make your own here:

(Hat Tip: Jawa Report)

-Tommy

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Thursday, October 19, 2006

The Liberal Hydra

Hillary Clinton


Who will stand up to this fraud? Anybody? Why do you idiots in New York put up with her? Are you that stupid? Well I guess the question answers its self, because if you people weren’t stupid, you wouldn’t have elected her in the first place. Therefore, you are stupid.

I spit on Hillary, and I spit on her “husband”!

Noam Chomsky


This guy is regarded as some great sage by the libs… why? Ok so he’s a brilliant linguist, but why does that make his political views valid? This man hates America and hates democracy, and all thinking people whom read his drivel know it. Chomsky acolytes are quick to go on the offensive, when attacked; because they are brain-washed, liberal morons. Oh, wait; I realized the answer to my own question: ‘Why do libs follow Chomsky?’ Because he hates America and democracy, just like they do… duh!

What makes this commie so dangerous is that he infects millions of young people's minds with his kook fringe liberal views, and many of them can’t see past his bullshit until it’s too late for them.... and for me. I sometimes wonder how many of my tax Dollars fly away because of this asshole.

I spit on you, Noam, twice!

The ACLU


Where do I start with these clowns? They claim to be legal avatars, striking down discrimination and un-fair laws, to be the knights in shining armor, crusaders of the downtrodden and the poor, the righteous defenders of the constitution! Eh, not quite.

These lib idiots burn smoking paths in the concrete running to the courthouse with their lawsuits when a school or any public building displays the 10 Commandments, erects a cross in their front yard, when somebody throws a Koran in the toilet, child pornographers are arrested, or somebody dares to deny an illegal alien their rights to American tax-payer supported healthcare; but where is the ACLU when:

The right to own guns is challenged?
When Christian worship is banned is schools, but Muslims are allowed to pray to Mecca?
Black-owned businesses refuse to hire people of other races?
(This could go on for the next 5 hours)

I spit on you, ACLU!

Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton


These two screwballs (I can almost hear the gasps…“Tommy’s criticizing black leaders?!”) Have done more to harm racial relations in this county than the totality of the KKK and Neo-NAZI's. These charlatan “Reverends” should be arrested for treason, and tossed into the Supermax prison in Colorado. These ‘black leaders’ tell ‘their people’ to ‘stand up’ to white folks, fight oppression, become ultra-sensitive, claim ‘racism!’ every time they’re turned down for a job, or stopped by the police, or a white person says something they don’t like… etc., etc., etc.

Most black people that I know admit that they don’t buy in to their bullshit, yet in every election like clockwork, most of them go and vote a straight Democratic ticket. Bam, bam, bam; checking the ‘D’ like its going out of style. This black woman that I am very good friends with will not move out of the ghetto, even though she makes much more money than me. Not so long ago she was telling me she was scared because a bullet broke her window during a drive-by. A house in my neighborhood would only cost her about $200 more a month, but she still won’t move out here. I asked her why once, and she replied,

“I love you Tommy, but I don’t want to be a sell-out,”

No KKK member or NAZI would ever tell a black person that moving to a ‘white’ neighborhood was a good idea, but she has never met a KKK member or NAZI... I wonder where she got the idea that moving to a ‘white’ neighborhood was the act of a race-traitor?

I spit on Al Sharpton, and I spit on Jesse Jackson!

CAIR


The Council on American-Islamic Relations. Ah… what can I say? Four lie’s for the price of one? The primer terrorist front-organization in the United States? Their leaders and members keep getting arrested and convicted on terrorism charges, yet nothing is done to shut them down. The libs fall all over themselves sticking up for these “moderate” Muslims of course, because they feel all giddy inside for being understaaanding of other culturrrres. Yeah? Sharia law anybody? If these left kook liberal morons stopped smoking weed and tried to REALLY learn about other religions and cultures, than maybe they would realize that if Islamic law was in place instead of the Constitution:

Islam is the State religion. You can theoretically be a Christian or Jewish (people of the book), as long as you don’t worship in public,you pay a special tax, and agree to have no civil rights. If you are not a ‘person of the book’, then you will convert to Islam or be slaughtered as a pagan. Other laws are as follows:

Homosexual sex is punishable by death

Adultery is death, punishable by stoning (for women only)

Women must dress modestly: Veil,
Hijab and modest robes that cover the whole body.

If you say anything that might be insulting about Mohammed
(PBUH) or Allah the most high, the merciful, you are a heretic and must be put to death.

If you leave Islam, you will be put to death.

Must I go on?

I spit on you CAIR, and I spit on your Sharia!

Reuters, AP, CBS…

Enough said…

I spit on you Reuters, I spit on you Associated Press, I spit on the Communist Broadcasting Syndicate!

Where is the Hercules that will fight this dragon of liberalism?

-Tommy

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America, 2075

The way this country is divided right now, the kook fringe left is poised for a takeover. Will it happen? I hope not. The Democratic Party has been ransacked by the extreme left, and what may be coming will be America’s greatest challenge. There’s a good chance that the Dem’s will take over one or both houses of the Congress this coming election, and if that happens, the White House will basically be castrated. I’m not sure that’s a bad thing anymore, because after Bush was re-elected in 04’ he slammed on the breaks and cranked the wheel into the passing lane. Why? Who knows, probably pay-backs to major campaign contributors, I would guess. Bush was even supporting Condi’s pro-Hamas statements the other day! One of the few things the federal government is supposed to do is defend the boarders, yet he will do nothing. This border situation with Mexico really makes me mad. As Michael Savage put it,

“Clinton opened the door to Mexico; Bush took it off its hinges.”

Well maybe it is a bad thing if the Dem’s take over, because nothing will get done at all in the next two years. Nothing! Congress will harass the White House to no end with hearings and investigations, and Bush will veto any bill that comes through he doesn’t like. Jesus what a mess… I’m thinking about converting to Islam and starting my own Taliban here in Kansas.

Let’s say the left does take over and they even manage to get a President elected in 08’. I fear that the situation in the United States would degenerate within a decade to the current deplorable situation in Western Europe. If that trend were to continue, this is what a Political map of the United States would look like in 2075:



If you don’t agree with me that the kook fringe left took over the Democratic Party, just remember who their leaders were back in the 1930’s-1960’s. Can you imagine FDR or JFK putting up with any of this?

What’s my political affiliation? I don’t have one, but I do give money to the Libertarian Party, even if it seems most people join them because they want to legalize pot.

-Masterson

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Sunday, October 15, 2006

Palpatine Video

I'm not one for absolutes, however I have to say that this is funniest Star Wars video I have ever seen:


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Friday, October 13, 2006

The Battle of Mon Calamari

This is my directors cut of the video in the previous post.


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New Video

This is Star Wars: Empire at War footage from my great victory over the cowardly squid-people. Watch, boy, as my fleet dispatches these toy ships with ease.


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Thursday, October 12, 2006

Sharia Barbie?





I wonder if the "Kalid" (Ken) doll will come with an AK-47 and a suicide vest? A play set you can buy comes with a cave diorama, tripod and camera, blindfolded hostage, a black back drop with Arabic non-sense scrawled on it for making martyrdom and beheading videos... wow the possibilities seem endless.

Really though I don't think it matters what they come dressed with, because all Barbie dolls ultimatly end up naked and headless in the $.05 bin at a garage sale anyway... and you know what? If I had a daughter, I would prefer her to play with a doll like Fulla, instead of that gold-digging skank Barbie.

-TM

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Decode the Liberal Media

This is a short list of dishonest “code words” you see in liberal writings, rants, and (gasp!) even some news articles by the Mass Media... this is what they really mean.

“Gang” = Black or Mexican (in America; in Europe see ‘Youth’)

“Progressive” = Socialist/Marxist/Maoist/Leninist/liberal, i.e. Democratic Party

“Youth” = Young Muslim man (especially in Europe and Australia)

“Immigrant/Migrant Workers”
= Illegal Aliens

“Combatants/Insurgents” = Islamic Terrorists

“Working Class”= Lower-Middle Class (what, the ‘middle class’ and ‘rich’ don’t work?)

“Conservative” = Republican/Any person that criticizes the Mass Media

“Hate Speech” = Any opinion critical or Muslims, homosexuals, minorities or Democrats, etc.

“The Rich” = Republicans/Conservatives

“Sexist”
= Any opinion that opposes radical feminist ideology

“Islamophobe” = Any person who is critical of Islam

“Homophobe” = Any person who is critical of homosexuals

“Racist” = Any opinion that is critical of any ethnic minority

“Hate Crime” = Any criminal act committed by a heterosexual white person against any homosexual, religious or ethnic minority (not applicable in reverse)

Please feel free to submit more.

-Masterson

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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Mid-Week Update

Well, my Sims 2 video was removed from al-YouTube, but not unfairly. It DID have cartoon nudity in it, so that’s ok. Here is the edited vid:

I figured adding in clips from “Dirty Kuffar” would keep al-YouTube from deleting this version. Considering what these people are doing, it's not a bad bet.

I was board on Saturday night so I made this video as well, also using the Sims 2:

I figure that if I can’t bust a video out in 2 hours, I don’t need to be making it.

-Tommy




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Thursday, October 05, 2006

Commies Hold Anti-Bush Rally, Liberal Mass Media Salivates

Well it looks like thousand’s of Americans turned out nationwide today to protest against President Bush. The Communist organization The World Can’t Wait organized demonstrations across the country, and “thousands” of kook fringe left liberals took to the streets across the U.S.A.



According to the AP, there were “thousands” of anti-Bush protesters in New York, someone was arrested in Seattle concealing a rifle along with four others were arrested while “hundreds” marched, 800 protesters filled the streets of Portland, Oregon, “hundreds” in Los Angeles, Caliphornia, and “dozens” at UNC. Wow a protest of maybe 5,000 (that’s being generous) spread across the United States, a nation of nearly 300,000,000. That about .000017% of the American population; what a rally! A protest 14X as large would not even fill all the seats at Arrowhead Stadium.

Who were these people?


I always find it highly amusing when people in free countries demonstrate in favor of Communism. Don’t these morons know that in their Ideal Socialist Utopia, any dissent would be immediately crushed violently by The Party? It’s the same thing when you see Western women (whom would universally describe themselves as feminists) holding up placards and waving flags supporting Hezbollah and Hamas. If you asked one of them if they wished to live under Sharia law, they would stare at you blankly for a moment with their bloodshot, glassy eyes, and then shout in your face, “Bush sucks!”

I digress. I figured that a protest involving a few thousand people nationwide across America would not garner much attention from the press, but I should have known better. Anything that the Liberal Mass Media can report that’s anti-Bush will be reported ad nauseam: Even a few thousand kook pseudo-hippie scumbags begging Socialists and/or Islamists to take away their civil and human rights.

I searched Google News for the AP headline “Thousands Nationwide Protest Bush”


I hope the leftist swine keep hyping these non-stories, it will almost ensure yet another Republican victory this November. I am no fan of the Republican’s, but they are far better than the socialist radicals that the Dem’s intend to put in office.


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-Masterson

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