Liberal Quiz, Part 1: Multiple Choice
1) Thomas Jefferson was:
A. a minor president from Virginia
B. the architect of the United States Constitution
C. a wealthy slave trader
D. like a British spy and shit
2) Islam is:
A: the religion of peace and tolerance
B. a destructive, evil cult founded by a psychopathic rapist and murderer
C. the future of America
D. like one of the religions of the world that we should understand and embrace and shit
3) The 9/11 attacks on the USA was:
A: the logical result of the USA’s Middle East policy
B: a declaration of war on the west by radical Islam
C. a vast conspiracy by Bush to increase Halliburton’s stock by $1 per share
D. like a Jew conspiracy and shit
4) The Western Mass-Media is:
A: the 4th branch of government
B: not to be trusted because of their proven liberal, anti-west bias
C: the only source of true and factual information
D: like cool, you find out shit going on and shit
5) Feminism is:
A: the movement to topple the patriarchy that enslaves women
B: the belief that women should be treated equally
C: the right to not shave arm pits and legs, and the active resistance against sexuality
D: like the right of women to establish a Marxist based matriarchy and shit
6) Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage and Mark Levin are:
A: fascist, racist, ultra-right wing, mean spirited hate-mongers
B: popular conservative talk radio personalities
C: puppets of Bush and his evil regime
D: like dudes on the AM radio and shit
7) Hillary Clinton is:
A: the only person in America capable of being president
B: an ultra-liberal, socialist fraud that no thinking American would support as president
C: the leftist Avatar that has the best chance for being the first female American president
D: like Bill Clinton’s wife and shit
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More to come
-Masterson
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