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Sunday, September 30, 2007

London Feeling The Effects Of Multiculturalism

Foreign nationals commit 20% of the crime in London:
More than one crime in five in London is now committed by a foreign national, raising fresh fears over the impact of immigration.

Around a third of all sex offences and a half of all frauds in the capital are carried out by non-British citizens.

Poles, who have entered Britain in record numbers since they joined the European Union in 2004, committed 2,310 crimes in the first six months of this year to become the most prolific offenders.

Romanians, whose country became part of the EU in January, committed more than 1,000 offences — an eightfold rise on the same period in 2006, according to Metropolitan Police figures for solved crimes.


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"Fag!" "No, you're the fag, fag!"

Hamas and Fatah are arguing like 12-year-olds:
The Hamas-Fatah power struggle has descended into the gutter over the past few days, with both parties trading allegations about the involvement of their members in homosexual relations and adultery.

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Saturday, September 29, 2007

Norway Fears The Results Of Terrorism

It's had to believe that these people spawned the Vikings.

You see in Norway, the problem with Islamic terror attacks isn't that Norwegian civilians might be slaughtered; it's that an Islamic terror attack that slaughters Norwegian civilians might lead to "Islamophobia":
- Norwegians are stupid and not good at integrating.

This according to Norway's Police Security Service, which fears a lynching mood in case there will be a terror attack.

The Security Service fears that serious harm will be done to Norwegian Muslims in case of a terror attack in Norway.

- We are unexperienced and a bit stupid as regards diversity and a multicultural population, says head of Security Service Jørn Holme to nrknyheter.no.

- We confuse Islam and Islamism. Islamism is after all a very particular form of Islam. I believe many Norwegians mix it up completely.

- The Security Service is particularly worried about the possibility of extreme right-wing elements attacking Muslim compatriots, and that we will have a polarized population attacking and losing confidence in each other.
Dr. Savage once said on his radio show that he could envision the day when the American Army invades Europe to stop the extermination of Muslims. He has stated, correctly, that while the press in Europe continue to turn to the left, the governments and people are turning to the right in response. I don't think that the Jihadis realize that with every terror attack they commit in The West, the average person becomes more anti-Muslim, even if the media becomes more fawning and sympathetic. But since stories in the media is all they see, they think their plan is working.

-T

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Iranian Mom To Be Stoned To Death

While "progressives" and liberals jack-off to images of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, this is going on in Iran:
Tehran, 28 Sept.(AKI) - A court in the Iran's second largest city, Mashad, has sentenced to death by stoning a mother-of-three for having an extra-marital affair, an Iranian newspaper reported Friday.

The daily Quds said the married woman's lover had confessed to having had sex with her and that the court sentenced him to 100 lashes.

There are currently eight women in Iranian prisons waiting to be executed by stoning, a practice usually reserved for those found guilty of adultery according to the Islamic republic's laws.
Where is N.O.W.? Where is the U.N. Human Rights Commission? Where is Amnesty International?

If Monica Lewinsky and Clinton were Iranian, she would have been stoned to death, and President Clinton would have received 100 lashes. But Persian culture and American culture are equal, I forgot.

-T

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P.C. Runs Amok in D.C.

My father works at a plant that uses and produces some nasty substances. Nobody on-site- not the operations-director, vice-president, the chemists, the secretaries, the janitor, the workers- no one is allowed to have a beard because if shit happens, and they have to run for the gas-masks, the things will not make an airtight seal around their faces, and they might die.

Political Correctness might be tolerable or even cute, until it ignorantly endangers lives:
WASHINGTON (AP) — A federal judge on Friday struck down a requirement that firefighters in the District of Columbia be clean-shaven.

A group of firefighters who wear beards for religious reasons first sued in 2001 to challenge the fire department's "grooming policy." That policy was replaced with a safety policy in 2005 that held that beards are not compatible with breathing units because they make it impossible to form a tight seal around the face.

U.S. District Judge James Robertson ruled that the district did not meet its burden of proof under the 1993 Religious Freedom Restoration Act to show that being clean-shaven is required to safely wear a self-contained breathing apparatus, or SCBA.

"Moreover, the Department has conceded that, for the vast majority of firefighter activity, a perfect seal between the face mask and the face is not required for safety," Robertson wrote. "The Department fully concedes that bearded firefighters have worn SCBA units for many years without incident."
I understand that most firefighters will not have to enter a burning structure, but what about a chemical fire? What about an entire firehouse of Muslims people that have religious reasons for not shaving their beards?

Lets say that a bunch of D.C. firefighters that have beards go to a burning house and there is a baby inside. Nobody can go in to rescue the terrified, screaming infant, because they can not use a mask.

This is the United States: The devastated mother of a dead baby will not accept inshallah as an explanation.

-Tommy

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Friday, September 28, 2007

Female Comics

I hate woman comedians. They have no act. I’m talking about stand-up here, not the neofem-renaissance “genius” of Rosie O’Donnell, Whoopie Hackburg, and that ilk.

How many vagina jokes can you tell in 90 minutes!? Every single gag is about a guy they fucked, a baby, their period, a guy they fucked during their period, and how guys will do anything to have sex with them. Once this is played out, they start in with how dumb men are, and how things change when you get married. What demographic has the time to watch this shit? Who is making money on this? 90 Minutes about what goes in or out of vaginas.

Nobody, not even other women, wants to listen to that shit. This tripe is so very similar to Bill Anusville, that bumbling prick that stutters on-and-on about married life on his Blue Collar tour and he says something like “Hey, man have you ever seen your wife keep the bathroom door open when she’s takin’ a shit?" and you say, ‘Hey, that smells bad!’ Yeah… there’s your sign,” then master thespian, Larry the Cable Guy, clumps out from stage right and barks, “Hey man, I thought your wife’s tampon was a cherry popsicle- GET-ER-DUN!” Ron White pulls out his cigar and shouts “They call me tater-salad…*cough* and my son is ‘tater-tot’…” While the crickets are starting to chirp, Jeff Foxworthy chimes in with; “You might be a redneck if you paid $25 to see 4 no-talent hacks spout bathroom-humor jokes for two hours. "

Bring on the nuclear holocaust!

Look, this all started because I have a love-hate relationship with Sarah Silverman. Sorry.

Here is a funny video:

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Perfect Casting

Dear Lord, I hope this is true. Jessica Biel to play "Wonder Woman":
The actress is currently in talks to play the lasso wielding DC Comic superhero in the movie "Justice League of America," Daily Variety reports. If Biel is chosen to suit up in the superhero's iconic star-spangled bustier, she will join forces alongside Superman, Batman, Aquaman, and the Flash in the Warner Bros. film. No other actors have been named for the parts of the male superheroes.


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Lorenzo

O.K. at 10AM this morning I checked in on T.D. 13 and read this:
T-NUMBERS HAVE NOT CHANGED SIGNIFICANTLY...
SUGGESTING THAT THE INITIAL INTENSITY REMAINS AT 30 KNOTS. THE
DEPRESSION IS MOVING OVER WARM WATERS AND THE SHEAR IS EXPECTED TO
STAY LOW...SO THE DEPRESSION COULD BECOME A TROPICAL STORM AT
ANY TIME. MOST OF THE INTENSITY MODELS ALSO SUGGEST THAT THE
DEPRESSION WILL REACH THE COAST OF MEXICO AS A STRENGTHENING
TROPICAL STORM AND SO DOES THE OFFICIAL FORECAST. AN AIR FORCE
RESERVE HURRICANE HUNTER PLANE WILL BE IN THE DEPRESSION AROUND
18Z.
At 1PM I read this:
DATA FROM AN AIR FORCE RECONNAISSANCE PLANE INDICATE THAT WINDS HAVE
INCREASED TO 50 KNOTS. THIS SPECIAL ADVISORY IS JUST TO UPGRADE THE
INITIAL AND FORECAST INTENSITY OF RECENTLY UPGRADED TROPICAL STORM
LORENZO.
At 4PM there was this:
THE CENTER OF LORENZO WILL LIKELY BE MOVING OVER WATER FOR A LITTLE
MORE THAN 12 HOURS BEFORE IT REACHES THE COAST. BECAUSE THE SHEAR
IS LOW AND THE OCEAN IS WARM...LORENZO COULD EASILY CROSS THE COAST
AS A HURRICANE. WE ALL KNOW THAT INTENSITY FORECASTS ARE UNCERTAIN
DESPITE ALL THE RECENT SCIENTIFIC ADVANCES...
Now at 11PM I get this:
I HAVE NO
REASON TO BELIEVE THAT THE EARLIER DEEPENING TREND HAS ABATED...AND
THE ADVISORY INTENSITY IS INCREASED TO 70 KT. LORENZO STILL HAS
SEVERAL HOURS LEFT OVER WATER TO DEEPEN FURTHER...AND A CATEGORY
TWO HURRICANE AT LANDFALL WOULD NOT BE OUT OF THE QUESTION. THE
NEXT AIRCRAFT WILL ARRIVE IN THE HURRICANE IN 2 TO 3 HOURS.
(NHC Lorenzo Archive)
La Nina strikes again.

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Thursday, September 27, 2007

September 27

On this day...

1540 - The Society of Jesus (the Jesuits) receives its charter from Pope Paul III.
1787 - The United States Constitution is delivered to the states for ratification.
1940 - World War II: The Tripartite Pact is signed (Axis)
1968 - The stage musical Hair opened at the Shaftesbury Theatre in London.

Some Deaths:

1557 - Emperor Go-Nara of Japan
1590 - Pope Urban VII
1700 - Pope Innocent XII
1921 - Engelbert Humperdinck, German composer
1993 - Jimmy Doolittle, American general

Some Births:

1601 - King Louis XIII of France
1722 - Samuel Adams, American revolutionary leader
1840 - Thomas Nast, German-born political cartoonist
1947 - Meat Loaf, American singer
1972 - Gwyneth Paltrow, American actress
1976 - Tommy Masterson, His Excelleancy, World President for Life, Master of all da Ho's in tha Hood, and Bitchez I see.

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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Hindu-Only Toilets Installed in Scotland

The Hindu right-wing psychos strike again!
Workers at the state-of-the-art factory were shocked when they were given a tour of the building and told a cubicle had been fitted for the use of Hindu employees. The staff said they are baffled at the decision because they are not aware of any Hindu workers at the base in Cambuslang, near Glasgow.

Last night, management at the bakery said they had received several requests from all over the country for the exclusive facility. All their new buildings will now be fitted with the specialised toilet regardless of the number of Hindus in the workforce.
Hmm... You know what's going to be different if you click the link, don't you?

-Masterson.

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Monday, September 24, 2007

Rush Limbaugh on The Family Guy


(update 9/25: These keep being deleted, this is the third version one I have posted)

LOL missed this one the first time around:

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Saturday, September 22, 2007

The Prophet Muhammed

I'm going for a Fatwa on this one:


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Metallica Rips It Up!

This is a raw video of Metallica before their audio is cleaned up for the public:

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Thursday, September 20, 2007

White People are Racist!!11!11!

I really hate to keep harping on this one, but given the "Jena Six" issue, I think this is worth mentioning. According to Justice Department statistics... look I'm not a mathematician like Maddox, but I calculate this as: "A Caucasian is about 12X more likely to be the victim of a robbery or violent crime at the hands of an African-American, than visa-versa."

Read this, and correct me if I have grossly miscalculated.
(Please remember that blacks are about 15% of the population, and whites are about 65%)

I realize that this data is 5 years old, but things haven't changed that much.

-T

P.S. I will delete any comment that only deals in moral equivalence, and not the statistics.

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Nautical Terms

I was posting a comment on O.G.s blog on the KC Renaissance Festival when I saw a post there about "Pirate Day". It made me think about how much traditional nautical terminology survives to this day in the American vernacular.

A few examples:

All-Aboard!: "Obvious"
Beacon: "Lighthouse"
Break: "Handle of a bilge pump"
Cunt: "The void between two ropes"
Cut-and-Run: "Cutting the anchor ropes to make a quick retreat when an enemy approaches"
First-rate: "Top-of-the-line warship"
Knot: "6076 fpH, now mostly used in meteorology and sailing"
Slush-fund: "The coin the cook could get by selling the fat out out of the meat barrels in port"

There are many many others, but these are some of the ones I can remember from my time in the NROTC.

-Tommy

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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Wells Fargo Phishing Site Hosted on 110mb.com

Last week, TD Ameritrade finally got around to informing me that a hacker had stolen my contact information (a day after I read the story) several months ago. I don't know If this email I received has anything to do with that, but It's definitely one of the best bank phishing emails that I have ever seen:

(click for larger image)


I think what impressed me the most was that the other links in the email went to the actual corresponding pages at the Wells Fargo site.

(Update: 9/20: Site Pwnd)

-Tommy

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Wow. Just... Wow

This was posted on LGF via Age of Hooper:



Stalin, Lenin, Marx, Mao, and Satan all had circle-jerk and a good laugh while watching this one.

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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Kansas City, La Raza, NAACP and the Minutemen

This has been a very interesting local story for the last few weeks. To summarize, the NAACP and La Raza are considering holding their national conventions in Kansas City. The problem is that a member of the Kansas City Parks Board is a member of the Minutemen, those old-farts that stake out the Mexican border and call the INS when people cross in to the U.S.

The NAACP and “The Race” want this member of the KC Parks Board, 60-year-old grandmother, fired for belonging to a right-wing, neo-fascist, white supremacy-spouting, hate-mongering, conservative, republican, Nazi HATE MONGERING NEO-GESTAPO GAS CHAMBER OPERATION SONDERKOMMANDO!!111!!1! or they will take KC off their list of considered cities.

My questions for "The Race":
A: What does that Parks Board have to do with conventions?
B: How would you respond organizations named "The Association for the Advancement of White People" or "The National Council on The White Race"?
C: Jose Angel Gutierrez, one of the founders of La Raza, has publicly stated that he wants to see all the White People in America exterminated. Can you clarify this?
C2:Can you provide an audio or video tape of a founder of the Minutemen calling for the extermination of Mexicans?
This could go on, but hey. BTW, I didn't ask the NAACP anything because everybody knows about their outdated and liberal funded urban economic social-justice pogrom against white people, and their current desperate attempt to convince everybody that all white people oppress all black people, so their leaders can collect more donations and fill their silk pockets with the pilfered fruits of the uninformed.

Sorry... Anyway, here are some links:

Tourism officials worried about impact of losing conventions

NAACP official says Funkhouser should accept Semler’s resignation

Immigration groups rally in Kansas

On Semler and illegal immigration

KC's poor diversity image just gets worse

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WTF?!

I found this in my downstairs bathroom tonight:



Apparently, it's called a "House Centipede".

I decided to let it live so it can hunt down all the filthy insects that might enter my home, like roaches or liberals. I made the same deal with it as I make with spiders, (not including Recluses or Widows- they are instantly terminated with extreme prejudice) which is that it kills the bugs, and doesn't bite me; and I allow it to live.

Interesting facts about this bug:

>It lives up to 7 years as an adult
>The Japanese keep them as pets
>They feed on roaches, termites, ants, pillbugs, silverfish- just about anything it can kill

I had a problem with pill bugs till about three weeks ago in that bathroom. I was wondering what happened to them, hehe.

-Tommy

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Monday, September 17, 2007

Russian Election

The "Liberal Democratic Party"(three lies for the price of one) has announced that the prime suspect in the Alexander Litvinenko polonium assassination case, Andrei Lugovoy, will run for office next year:
The man accused of murdering Alexander Litvinenko looks certain to enter Russia’s Parliament after announcing his candidacy for an ultra-nationalist party yesterday.

Andrei Lugovoy said that he had been placed second on the electoral list for the Liberal Democratic Party of Russia (LDPR) in elections that take place in December.

The nomination virtually guarantees him a place in the Duma and immunity from prosecution in Russia.

President Putin has refused to extradite the former KGB security guard to stand trial in Britain, citing a constitutional ban.

However, prosecutors had said that a trial was possible in Russia if the Crown Prosecution Service provided sufficient evidence.

That prospect looks nonexistent now, since it requires a special vote of the Duma to lift a deputy’s immunity.

Any request from prosecutors for a vote would give Mr Lugovoy ample advanced warning of his arrest.

The LDPR is led by the eccentric nationalist Vladimir Zhirinovsky, who described Mr Lugovoy yesterday as a victim of British intelligence.

His antics in the Duma, which have included fist fights, have earned Mr Zhirinovsky a reputation as a clownish figure but he supports Mr Putin and he would not have nominated Mr Lugovoy without the knowledge of the Kremlin.

The stunt is certain to worsen relations between Moscow and London, which remain deeply strained after Gordon Brown ordered the expulsion of four Russian diplomats in July over Mr Putin’s refusal to cooperate. Russia retaliated by expelling four British envoys.

The Crown Prosecution Service named Mr Lugovoy, a millionaire businessman, in May as the prime suspect in the murder of Mr Litvinenko, a dissident former security service agent and a vocal critic of Mr Putin.
(Recent post on the LDPR)

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Sunday, September 16, 2007

Just For Laughs

This is spit-out-your-drink-and-ruin-your-keyboard funny:


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Saturday, September 15, 2007

State Deparment Gives Saudia Arabia a Diplomatic Blow Job (Again)

The U.S. State Department offered up these gems today regarding Saudi Arabia:
"While overall government policies continue to place severe restrictions on religious freedom, there were some improvement[-O RLY?] in specific areas during the period covered by this report,"

"I'm not sure that the security situation right now -- even if there were people who favored allowing minority faiths to build places of worship, I'm not sure that would be a good idea at this point, frankly,"

"Charges of harassment, abuse, and even killings at the hands of the muttawa (religious police) continued to surface. Saudi textbooks continued to contain statements of intolerance,"
Notice how the AFP, a French media organization arguably to the left of Marx, bashes the U.S. for giving the Saudis a "pass" on their lack of religious freedom while they constantly slant their reporting in favor of Islamic fundamentalists when it comes to the Iraq war or Israel. Not the point of this post; but hey, there it is.

To refresh your memory, Saudi Arabia is a county where non-Muslims can be executed for entering the "holy" cities of Mecca or Medina, slavery is endemic and justified by the “Holy Koran”, women are given 100 lashes for walking in public without a male family member, Bibles and Torahs are banned, and you may be executed for possessing them, blah, blah, you know the story.

It is argued, correctly I might add, that the recent actions of the United States and her “allies” have worked to increase the number of Muslim terrorist attacks throughout the world. This is irrelevant, however, if you consider that the conflict between the Western and Islamic world has been on-going for the last 1200 years. Bush didn’t bring anything new to the table, and neither did Osama. I’m not going to give you a history lesson, do your own research.

The bottom line is that if you believe in the freedom of speech (not just the speech that fits your political template), the freedom to believe, or not to believe, in God, equal rights and opportunities for all people, and the end of discrimination (sorry, this would also mean the end of the Affirmative Action, gender and race quotas, Jesse and Al, Racism™ etc.), a free market economy, and above all else the right to live your life the way you see fit, you will oppose the intrusion of fundamentalist Islam in the United States and the Western world, and not parrot the the anti-American ideals of the equally radical Left.

President Bush, Stop pandering to these Islamist thugs: I would rather pay $1 more of a tank of gas. Speaking of gas, where is this Iraqi oil that was supposed to pay for the war?

(Update: Greenspan says it was all about the oil, silly. Again- where is it?)

-Masterson

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Sid Meier Agrees

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Женившийся с детьми

Do these people look familiar?



The number one sit-com in Russia is... "Married... With Children"!1!!11!! They call it "Happy Together", but it's the same show (NYT article has a 1 min video clip):
MOSCOW, Sept. 9 — Turn on the sitcom that is the hottest television show in Russia, and it all seems so familiar. Moored to his living room couch is a shoe salesman who is more interested in watching sports than conjugal relations. His wife has shocking hair and an even more shocking mouth. A couple of ne’er-do-well teenagers round out this bawdy, bickering bunch.

In fact, the show is an authorized copy of the American sitcom “Married With Children,” with a Russian cast and dialogue but scripts that hew closely to those of the original. This knockoff is such a sensation, especially among younger viewers, that its actors have become household names, and advertisements for its new season are plastered around Moscow.
I have to say that the Russian actress that plays "Kelly" ("Sveta" in the Russian version) is much hotter than Christina Applegate ever was.




-Tommy

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Monday, September 10, 2007

Funny Mass E-Mail

I received this from a good friend of mine tonight. This is a parody of "you might be a red-neck..." focusing on Kansas City. I added some commentary, but there is too much explain if you have never lived here:

You know you are from Kansas City when...

... you know that Kansas City is actually two cities in two states, Kansas and Missouri, and you make sure people know which one you're from.

... you still call it Sandstone. [-now named "Verizon Wireless Amphitheater"]

... you see a KU sticker with Johnson County tags and you know the ego of the person inside is even more over-inflated than the tires of the SUV they are driving. [-we Johnson County folks get WAY too much flak]

... your airport is known as KCI (Kansas City International Airport) yet,
the airport code is MCI. [-it was first named Mid-Continent International]

... you've given the following answers: "Yes, we have tornados." and "No,
I don't know Dorothy."

... you set off enough fireworks to blow up small countries every year on the fourth of July, even though all the news stations remind you "they're cracking down this year."

... you've barhopped in Westport. [-mini San Francisco district]

...you know who Johnny Dare is and you wonder what happened between
him and Murphy. [-local crazy radio "morning zoo" hosts]

... one of your guilty pleasures is Go Chicken Go, despite how disgusting
it really is. Mmm..Gizzards [-they have one of these slop-houses in town?]

... you whined through the 90's about Marty Ball and now wish he was back
so the Chiefs could at least make it to the playoffs. [-so?]

... you know who Belly Boy is. [-a Chiefs super-fan]

... you know better than to try and drive through "the triangle" at rush
hour. [-highway interchange]

... you know Leawood sucks. [-the very wealthy live there]

... you've said "but we were in Missouri, so the cops will just let us go"

... you have had some of the best bbq in your life... at a gas station.

... you know who Tech N9ne is, and freak out during "We reppin KCMO, the
fellas and the ladies know" [-Tech N9ne is the local rap hero]

... the term "the Dot" itself has made you laugh. [-LOL Wyandotte County, KCK]

... you brag you're from the Missouri side.

... you keep the fact that you're from KCK a secret.

... Wyandotte County confuses the hell out of you.

... the words Kin Lin and you suddenly crave Chinese food [-don't know this one]

... you've eaten a meal that was delivered to you by a model train. [?]

... you and your friends have been talking about stealing a 69 South sign
for years.

... you are wary of "Flush Creek" I mean Brush Creek. [-a "creek" that runs though KC that is notorious for flash-flood deaths]

... you know the following numbers: 648-8888 and 321-2277 (and can sing
the accompanying songs). [-ROFL Pizza Hut and Mid-Western Remodeling]

... you spent a full day learning how life works at Exchange City or got
your "teamwork" on at Adventure Woods. [-went to Exchange City in the 5th grade... sorta like the new CBS reality show "Kid Town" er whatever]

... you've stood in line for hours to buy a dual pass for The Edge of Hell
and The Beast and complained about how bad the Beast sucked afterwards [-these are haunted houses]

... you've been to Kaleidoscope (and still want to go back). [-yeah hehe]

... you've ridiculed the giant shuttlecock sculptures on the lawn of the
Nelson Atkins Museum of Art to your local friends, but defended them to
out-of-towners. [-no, it's shitty art]

... you've bragged to others how close you live to the Meth capital of the
world, but thank God its still far away enough to not make you feel like
white trash. [-Independence, MO]

... you're mad because Nebraska Furniture Mart used to delivery to Kansas City
for free, all the way from Omaha, but now that they have a big new
NFM store right here in KC, you have to pay for delivery.

...you know the Royals suck, but you refuse to let any Cardinals fan
forget about the 1985 world series.

... you know that KC has a Jazz District down at 18th and Vine, even if
you've never been there.

... you can't find a steak worthy of your pallette outside of KC. [-so true]

... you know that if you don't get to Suicide Hill by 8 AM, you're gonna
get nothing but dirt.

... you know the name Buck O'Neil needs to be in the Baseball Hall of
Fame....NOW.

... you know that Union Station wasn't always so lame.

...you've had Brian Busby come to your school to talk about Weather. [-Local weather man for ABC, almost too over on GMA. He came to mine to play the timpany drums, though]

... you've played football on the median of Ward Parkway.

... you think Winsteads craps all over Steak and Shake in Quality and
Taste. [-oh yeah]

... you've celebrated the turning on of christmas lights with about
100,000 other drunk people... every year.

... you take the back way to Kauffman/Arrowhead by passing by LC's
Barbeque.

... you've drank at Loose Park at night.

... on nights when you feel like being classy, you drink Boulevard Wheat
with a lemon.---SO WHAT- [-Boulevard is a local brew, not bad]

... it can take you up to 45 minutes to get to a friends house, without
traffic.

... you remember Bob "The Hammer" Hamlin. [-KC Royals joke]

... one word: Comets. [- 80's indoor soccer team]

... you know who the "Nigerian Nightmare" is. [-Christian Okoye, Chiefs running back]

... you went to Waldo Pizza/Imo's/Minsky's/Uno's before a dance.-YUM-O

... you tell visitors that your city is the "City of Fountains" and they
look at you blankly because no one outside of the city has EVER heard it
called that, even though we do have over 200 fountains sprinkled
throughout the city.

... you think Johnson County folks are a bit pretentious (even if you are
one). [-so what?]

...if you live on the Kansas side, you think Missouri drivers are pokey
and frustrating. If you live on the Missouri side, you think Kansas drivers are
crazy and erratic.

If you can remember crusin' The Fe in O town (Santa Fe in Olathe that is) or
Noland in Independence, getting harrassed and chased off by cops and still you
went back. [-nice]

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Saturday, September 08, 2007

Holiday Inn Bias?

This is a story about a bunch of racists that run a Holiday Inn:
A Muslim non-profit devoted solely to confronting the homosexual activist agenda is alleging anti-Islamic discrimination against a Holiday Inn Select in Naperville, Ill.

Weeks after Muslims for Truth (MFT) reserved space at the hotel and provided a security deposit to hold their first annual banquet on Oct. 6, the local Holiday Inn dropped the reservation over the possibility that gay rights activists would protest the upcoming gathering.

The dinner banquet, themed "Celebrating Truth and the Freedom to Be Moral," will feature former lesbian activist Charlene Cothran and parents' rights crusader Muhammed Aziar. Pro-family leaders will celebrate "Allah’s power to transform men and women struggling with homosexuality and expose the attack on children's innocence, parental rights and religious freedom by a gay/transgender lobby," according to MFT.

When MFT's executive director Hussain Ramadan mentioned there might be a small protest considering they are a Muslim group addressing the issue of homosexuality, Holiday Inn's general manager Dennis Igoe cancelled MFT's reservation citing safety issues for the hotel guests and "potential negative publicity to the hotel." The venue was advertised only on invitations sent to those participating in the event.

Holiday Inn's corporate offices backed Igoe's decision despite the argument by Islamic legal group Liberty Counsel that the cancellation is a violation of the Illinois Human Rights Act which prohibits discrimination in places of public accommodation on the basis of religion.

"I think this is a first," said Ramadan about the cancelled reservation on the basis of a "theoretical protest of a homosexual group."

"I think we have to let corporations know that if they're going to be victimizing Muslims [by] engaging in anti-Islamic anti-pro-family or anti-Arab discrimination, there's a price to pay," said Ramadan in an interview with Concerned Women for America.

Ramadan doesn't plan to book any more stays at the Holiday Inn, noting that another Inn in the state kicked out the Muslim group Minuteman Project for the same reason.

"I can't picture them doing this to a gay group," he further mentioned.

MFT rescheduled the banquet for Oct. 5 at an undisclosed location outside Chicago.

In the meantime, MFT calls pro-family advocates to complain about Holiday Inn Select's "discriminatory treatment against people of faith and Arabs."
Wow, that's some bigoted shit. Now read the original article minus my changes....

Good night, hypocrites.

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Thursday, September 06, 2007

The Columbus Dispatch Political Cartoon

O.K. I have to admit this is a bit over the top, even for me, but I still laughed:

(from Central Ohioans Against Terrorism)


I love good propaganda, I don't care what the cause. In my first semester at the AID, for my final project in color theory, I did a gouache painting in yellow and purple of Hitler with his fists raised making a point, and Reagan (PBUH) looking outward and majestic. This was before the World Wide Web was readily accessible, mind you, and I had to get these from books and magazines. I think these are the images I used as a template:





I remember during the class critique, the teacher got pissed and asked If I was comparing Reagan (PBUH) to Hitler. I responded that no, it was no comparison, I just wanted to paint the worst man that lived in the 20th century, next to the greatest man. He seemed even more pissed that I considered Reagan (PBUH) the greatest man in the last 100 years, so he gave me a "B"; but I digress...

CAIR is calling for "polite" action from Muslims:



For the sake of "moral equivalence", here are a couple Muslim political cartoons:

(from Faith Freedom)



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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

American Invaders

Finally video proof of the shocking human rights abuses by American troops in the Middle East

(from Jawa Report)

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Monday, September 03, 2007

Chinese Military Conducted Cyber Attack On The Pentagon

By Demetri Sevastopulo in Washington and Richard McGregor in Beijing

Published: September 3 2007 19:00 | Last updated: September 3 2007 20:53

The Chinese military hacked into a Pentagon computer network in June in the most successful cyber attack on the US defence department, say American ­officials.

The Pentagon acknowledged shutting down part of a computer system serving the office of Robert Gates, defence secretary, but declined to say who it believed was behind the attack.

Current and former officials have told the Financial Times an internal investigation has revealed that the incursion came from the People’s Liberation Army.

One senior US official said the Pentagon had pinpointed the exact origins of the attack. Another person familiar with the event said there was a “very high level of confidence...trending towards total certainty” that the PLA was responsible. The defence ministry in Beijing declined to comment on Monday.

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Sunday, September 02, 2007

Dan Abrams Takes CNN's Moral Equivalence Special To Task

These videos are finally working:

Of course this CNN special that demonized Christians and Jews, while at the same time white-washed the atrocities of radical Islamists was made by a network full of Liberal Left Wing anti-American, Christophobic reporters and producers, is not surprising. What is surprising is that Dan Abrams and his staff were not prepared to answer the question of Tim McVeigh, the bugbear of the Left and "proof" that Right Wing Christians are just as dangerous as radical Muslims.

Guess what? Tim McVeigh was an atheist. Didn't know that, eh? I'm not surprised. Anybody who followed his trial would know this, but for "some" reason, the MSM ignores it, or just assumes, without doing research, that Tim was a Christian because he was a white man in a militia.

From CNN

Court TV

The Guardian (UK)

Agnostic, atheist... You say tomato, I say tom-ahto.

-Masterson

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Edwards- If I Become President, Doctor Visits Will Be Mandatory

Of course, Edwards states his Stalinesque socialized health care plan is to “protect the women and children”, in a transparent and cheap appeal to emotion. Any thinking person must realize that the Democratic Party has been completely taken over by socialists. If you dig socialism though, you probably think this is a good thing:
"It requires that everybody be covered. It requires that everybody get preventive care," he told a crowd sitting in lawn chairs in front of the Cedar County Courthouse. "If you are going to be in the system, you can't choose not to go to the doctor for 20 years. You have to go in and be checked and make sure that you are OK."

He noted, for example, that women would be required to have regular mammograms in an effort to find and treat "the first trace of problem." Edwards and his wife, Elizabeth, announced earlier this year that her breast cancer had returned and spread.

Edwards said his mandatory health care plan would cover preventive, chronic and long-term health care. The plan would include mental health care as well as dental and vision coverage for all Americans.

"The whole idea is a continuum of care, basically from birth to death," he said.
O.K. John, lets say I refuse to visit Herr Doktor for my "mandatory" health screening; what are you going to do about it? Exclude me from the system, and deny me any future treatments? Send the hard squad to my house at 2 A.M. to drag me down to the clinic?

Dr. Ron Paul says it best:



(Update: Even the Marxists at the Democratic Underground aren't going for this)

-Tommy Masterson

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Hurricane Felix Cat. 5- A New Record Looming?



As a weather dork, I have of course been following this system since it was a tropical wave in the Eastern Atlantic. In 40 hours, Felix has gone from a 35mph unnamed tropical depression to a 165mph Category 5 hurricane. Even more impressive, Felix has strengthened from 75mph to 165mph in 18 hours due to the almost non-existent wind shear and high ocean heat content. The only thing that will effect Felix's intensity now until landfall are eye wall replacement cycles. The minimum pressure is very high for a storm of this intensity at 930mb, but since the surrounding atmosphere is also at a higher pressure, the gradient is sufficient to generate winds of this magnitude (for comparison, in 2005 when Wilma reached 150mph winds, she was at 901mb).

This is an interesting snippet from the Hurricane Hunters investigating the storm this evening:
It is heading still mostly west, and northwest. It apparently is still strengthening, Recon ran into enough turbulence and graupel (hail) to abort the mission after the last drop, which is rare event for the hurricane hunters. (I'm sure it's an interesting story -- a note from the Special discussion says, "A dropsonde released in the southwest quadrant landed in the northeast quadrant." -- lightning was also found in all four quadrants of the hurricane. Which is reserved normally for extremely rapid intensifying systems that still aren't done intensifying.)
Right now hurricane force winds only extend 15 miles from the center, but this will change as the storm evolves. There is no reason why this storm should not impact Central America as a Cat. 5 storm.

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Saturday, September 01, 2007

Interesting Kleenex Box

I have a cold, so I bought some tissues today. Don't tell me you don't see it.


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Prisonplanet.com: Muslim Riots Are Staged

I try to stay away from the kook fringe, but this is an older article that grabbed my attention. Not the content mind you, which is typical of this site, but the source: Vladimir Zhirinovsky of Russia’s ironically named “Liberal Democratic Party”, and a man I have kept an eye on since high school:
As news breaks of four more demonstrators being shot dead in Kabul, fresh evidence has surfaced lending credibility to the assertion that the Muslim riots are a staged psyop or at the very least based on false pretenses.

Yesterday leading Russian MP Vladimir Zhirinovsky said that the riots were a manufactured psychological operation on the part of the US in an attempt to enlist hardened EU support for a military strike against Iran.

As first highlighted by this website and others, more evidence has come to light that confirms fake and misleading caricatures were bundled in with the more tame cartoons that were printed in Danish newspapers. Muslims were misled into believing that all the images were printed in newspapers when they were not.
Nice source, guys. This is a man who has accused “the Jews” of secretly running the county and shipping Russian women off to other countries as prostitutes. The son a Polish Jew born in Alma-Ata, (where they have the world’s cleanest prostitutes) he advocates the detention and deportation of Jewish Russians.

Vlad says that he wants to re-take Alaska by force, re-conquer the break away Soviet republics, march the Russian Army to the Indian Ocean, nuke Japan, and use Germany as a nuclear waste dump.

He has suggested that Condi Rice should be gang-raped by a company of Russian soldiers, said that he would punish the Baltic states by using giant fans to blow nuclear waste on their soil, and made this comment on Alexander Litvinenko’s assassination: "Any traitor must be eliminated using any methods."

Russia has been ignored for far too long. Their economy is starting to take-off, Putin has been modernizing and building up the Russian military, while at the same time reinforcing the already deep national pride of the Russian people. Putin can not run for President in 2008. The people of Russia love their hard-talking nationalist politicians, and the LDP have the 12% of the Duma, a close third behind the Commies. Keep an eye on this one. He’s probably too much of a kook to be elected, but stranger things have happened.

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BET: Read A Muthafuckin Book!

This is a hilarious parody of an animated public service announcement:


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Traffic

I don't get many visits, but it's still interesting to see how people came to The Truth *smirk* via search engines. For the month of August, these are the top 20 key word requests that brought people here:

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"hard drive" "geiger counter" "power supply"
"i speak 50 words of english"
"i'm the biggest pimp
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My space shuttle conspiracy post has gotten the most hits by far since 2005. I don't have the exact numbers since I have changed hit counters three times, but it probably generates 15-20% of my visits from search engines.

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