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Friday, September 28, 2007

Female Comics

I hate woman comedians. They have no act. I’m talking about stand-up here, not the neofem-renaissance “genius” of Rosie O’Donnell, Whoopie Hackburg, and that ilk.

How many vagina jokes can you tell in 90 minutes!? Every single gag is about a guy they fucked, a baby, their period, a guy they fucked during their period, and how guys will do anything to have sex with them. Once this is played out, they start in with how dumb men are, and how things change when you get married. What demographic has the time to watch this shit? Who is making money on this? 90 Minutes about what goes in or out of vaginas.

Nobody, not even other women, wants to listen to that shit. This tripe is so very similar to Bill Anusville, that bumbling prick that stutters on-and-on about married life on his Blue Collar tour and he says something like “Hey, man have you ever seen your wife keep the bathroom door open when she’s takin’ a shit?" and you say, ‘Hey, that smells bad!’ Yeah… there’s your sign,” then master thespian, Larry the Cable Guy, clumps out from stage right and barks, “Hey man, I thought your wife’s tampon was a cherry popsicle- GET-ER-DUN!” Ron White pulls out his cigar and shouts “They call me tater-salad…*cough* and my son is ‘tater-tot’…” While the crickets are starting to chirp, Jeff Foxworthy chimes in with; “You might be a redneck if you paid $25 to see 4 no-talent hacks spout bathroom-humor jokes for two hours. "

Bring on the nuclear holocaust!

Look, this all started because I have a love-hate relationship with Sarah Silverman. Sorry.

Here is a funny video:

3 Comments:

Anonymous mod said...

S. Silverman is the Step n' Fetch it of the Joos.

9/29/2007 2:46 PM  
Blogger Venjanz said...

I thought that was Larry David?

9/30/2007 2:44 AM  
Anonymous mod said...

Yes, he is too. So is Seinfeld,

9/30/2007 1:04 PM  

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