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Friday, June 10, 2005

Bring Back Witch Burning!



Ahh… those were the day’s…

I am tired of Wicca-tramps. Fuck Wicca. I have spent enough time around you freaks to tell you plain and simple: high school is OVER, stop being a witch and start being normal. You can not cast spells, your malachite does not stop your herpes outbreaks, and you can not mix snake scales, moss, and pubic hair to create a magic potion to make Todd fall in love with you. Also, please stop saying that you are a “white witch,” like there is some fucking difference.


If you are the rare “man” that practices witchcraft, you are beneath contempt.

Witches seem to like to sacrifice virgins as well. STOP IT. There are far more useful things you can do with virgins.

Tommy Masterson

Update: 6/11/05
After much contemplation, I can no longer stand idol while thousands of virgins are sacrificed. I feel I must DO something. If you feel that you are in danger of being sacrificed, contact me. I have a ritual that we can perform in less then 1 hour that in the end will prevent you from being sacrificed.

-Tommy

3 Comments:

Blogger Celticmistress said...

You need medication

6/22/2005 12:58 AM  
Blogger Aaron said...

Yeah i'm sick of these hedonistic bastards too. The only reason they follow this religion is so they can be sluts. They deny it but they do in fact worship demons and perform curses, sacrifices, and hexes.

11/01/2008 2:38 PM  
Blogger breanna said...

It is truly sad at how uneducated you are. If you actually look into wicca, the new age version of paganism...most of them don't even believe in demons. And as far being sluts...well I mean I do know a few girls that do it for the sex magic...but seriously...you can have sex magic and have it with your significant other...shocking isnt it. The thought that a wiccan might just have sex with one person and not have some massive orgy. Seriously get over yourselves, its old, its annoying, and you are making it oh so painfully obvious just how ignorant and closed minded you really are.

12/07/2009 11:14 PM  

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