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Saturday, March 31, 2007

Fred Thompson on Ayaan Hirsi Ali

M.C. Rove

I tried to resist on this one, but I can't.

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Friday, March 30, 2007

Real Estate Flux, Religion of Peace™ Style

Two Palestinians face death sentence for "selling to Jews":

By Nadav Shargai and Avi Issacharoff, Haaretz Correspondents

The Palestinian Authority and Jordan earlier this week arrested two Palestinians suspected of selling a house in Hebron to settlers who have been occupying it since March 19.

One of the suspects is being held in Jordan, and the other in Jericho. PA laws call for a death sentence for anyone found guilty of selling land to Jews.

Hebron's Jewish Committee condemned the arrest, saying, "The arrest exposes once again the anti-Semitic nature of the PA. We call upon the government to accept the racial hatred prevalent in the PA."

MK Uri Ariel (National Union-National Religious Party) called on the government to act for the release of the arrested Palestinians. Orit Struk of the committee said the arrest is proof the house legally belongs to the Jewish community.

Committee members told Haaretz that police and army officials said off the record the house purchase was legitimate, adding: "Despite this, Defense Minister Amir Peretz has instructed the Military Advocate General to come up with a pretext for our eviction."

Meanwhile, several well-known leftist academics have called on Peretz to issue an order to evict the settlers from the building. "The decision not to evict the settlers is not only asinine and wrong, but also a violation of international law and public order," they wrote.

Their call was cosigned by Professors Menachem Brinkner, Moshe Zimmerman, Nissim Kalderon, Ariel Hirschfeld and others.

The academics warned that the presence of the settlers could disrupt security in Hebron and in the entire area. They said: "The settlers' presence is a violation of basic morals, requiring security forces to allot resources to protecting the Palestinians from the settlers."

One of the key leftist issues when it comes to their moral equivalence BS is Israel and Palestine. If any liberals or lefties are reading this post, please direct me to news story where Israeli Jews faced prison and a possible death sentence in Israel for selling property to Muslims.

*Crickets Chirping*


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3/28 Storm Chase from Mike Hollingshead

Posted on Extreme Instability. I have said it before and I will say it again; this guy is the best storm photographer out there.


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Fred D. Thompson For President

I am officially endorsing Fred Dalton Thompson for President of the United States in the 2008 election. This man could be the next Ronald Reagan, a candidate that can bring back true conservative values to the White House. The left fear his appeal already, as that hit-piece on the Huffington Post shows.

Thompson has A LOT of appeal to Libertarians and other Independents, something that the left and the Neo-cons candidates don’t have, the way the country is polarized. I hate to say it, but if he chooses to run, he must runs as a ‘Pub, because if he ran as an independent or on the Libertarian ticket, he would loose to Obama (sorry nuts, Hillary has NO CHANCE, NONE of being elected).

It’s well known that the independents decide who wins a presidential election, and I can think of no one better than Thompson, that would appeal to the independent vote.

-Tommy Masterson

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Thursday, March 29, 2007

Rosie Is Now A Hard-Core Truther

From LGF:

OK, Rosie LETS get some physicists from Harvard and Yale in to The View, and let's listen to them demolish all your crack-pot theories, you no-talent hack. Oh but claiming that 9/11 was an inside job is a safe thing to say in front of your America bashing liberal nut audience, because no reputable scientist would ever appear on that show, because unlike you, scientists have dignity and a reputation to protect. Loud mouth left wing lesbian Jabba-The-Hut stunt doubles have none, I suspect. The only reason anybody watches The View, is because they want to masturbate to Liz Hasslebeck.

(Update: Popular Mechanics responds.)


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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Paris "Youths" Resume Intifada

PARIS - Riot police firing tear gas and brandishing batons clashed Tuesday with bands of youths who shattered windows and looted shops at a major Paris train station, officials said. Nine people were arrested.

Officials said about 100 people were involved in the melee at Gare du Nord, one of Paris' most important transport hubs. Officers and police dogs fired tear gas and charged at groups of marauding youths, some of them wearing hoods and swinging metal bars.

The youths responded by throwing trash cans and other objects at the officers. A group of youths smashed the windows of a sporting goods store and looted boxes of shoes. Others attacked automatic drink dispensers and set fire to an information booth.

Commuter Cyril Zidou, a 24-year-old electrician, said he was coming home from the gym "when I just got gassed." One woman was evacuated by paramedics for inhalation of tear gas.

The violence did not appear directly related to France's presidential election less than a month away, but it highlighted the social and economic tensions that the country's new leader will inherit when he or she takes power in May.

The train lines from Gare du Nord radiate out to the same suburbs north of Paris where three weeks of rioting erupted in 2005. That violence was born of pent-up anger _ especially among youths of Arab and African origin _ over years of high unemployment [due to socialism -ed] and racial inequalities.

Youths at the station said Tuesday's clashes started when police manhandled a young person of North African origin. Some claimed that the youth's arm was broken in the confrontation.

Zidou said the violence had echoes of the riots in 2005. "They never finished," he said. "It slowed down a bit, but it was never over."

Another commuter, Guy Elkoun, said: "There's always a feeling of insecurity in this train station ... I knew this could happen someday."

Officials from Paris' RATP public transport authority said the violence started after a man without a Metro ticket punched two inspectors during a routine ticket check. Youths also attacked the inspectors and later turned on police patrolling the station, officials said.

"The inspectors were hit with projectiles, as were the officers who came to assist them," said Luc Poignant, an official for the Force Ouvriere police union.

The clashes forced the closure of the station's subway and commuter lines for several hours. The station's long-distance rail hub and Eurostar terminal, which is attached to the subway station, remained open throughout the melee.

A service of the Associated Press(AP)

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Monday, March 26, 2007

More Google Earth Fun- Edwards AFB

Many interesting things are to be seen on Edwards AFB; that is if you are a military and/or flying enthusiast. If you’re a Liberal, feel free to froth at the mouth about American imperialism.

Picture 1: Looks like (left to right) an A-10, F/A-18, and a French Mirage-2000.

Picture 2: The two big boys in the center are B-52’s, on the left is a T-38 trainer, on the right is an F-16.

Picture 3: This is a decommissioned SR-71 outside of the base:

Picture 4: Looks like two B-1b’s, and another B-52:

Picture 5: Here we have a couple of V-22 Osprey’s:

Picture 6: We have a C-5 Galaxy, a couple of F/A 18’s, a vintage A-4, and maybe a F-14? It’s hard to tell: (Correction: I think the 2 I labeled as F/A-18s are actually F-16s)

Picture 7: This appears to be a MQ-1 Predator drone:

And now, this:

Bush and Halliburton would like you to believe that this site is where "future" space missions will land, *chuckle* but we all know better. Oh, how convenient that they construct something visible from space! O.K. I’m just going to pretend this isn’t an alien landing pad, and accept it for the “Moon Mission” site that it is, *wink*, *wink*

-Tommy Masterson

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How Modern Liberals Think

Posted on The Jawa Report, Evan Sayet at the Heritage Foundation:

Quite long (over 45 minutes) but well worth it.

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Thursday, March 22, 2007

What About The Children?!?

It seems that making Hillary Clinton videos is becoming a fad. I made another one last night:

This is sorta a "reverse negative" of the one I made on Feb 16th:

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

This Was Their Finest Hour (Repost)

I am still uploading my banned al-YouTube videos you Google Video. Here is Churchill's "Finest Hour" speech delivered to Parliament in June, 1940:

This man could have made a two-hour speech about paper towels invigorating.


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Babys Got Bible


Thanks for the heads-up, O.G.

Kirk Cameron and his lover prove Creationism by analyzing a banana.

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Friday, March 16, 2007

The ICBM Project

I don’t know about you, but I am addicted to Google Earth. When I have free time and I don’t feel like playing PC games, or shoving political rhetoric down the throats of the proletariat, I load up Google Earth and just... look at things. It’s a lot of fun for instance, to view Semipalatinsk (the Soviet Union’s Nuclear Test Site) in present-day Kazakhstan, and see the dead-zones, subsidence craters and most especially; Lake Chagan, the infamous Atomic Lake.

Something else I like to do is to find Minuteman III missile silos in North Dakota, Wyoming, and Montana. The location of the silos isn’t a secret, but the USAF also doesn’t exactly go out of their way to reveal where they are, so it’s like a nuclear Where’s Waldo, and a good way to kill time.

Below are some of the sites I have picked out, southwest of Minot, ND:

Here is a close-up of a LGM-30G complex:

You can clearly see the fence around the site and the silo door.

Great fun!


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Thursday, March 15, 2007

"You did the right thing"

Some things I just can’t let stand; and one of them is the after-abortion e-cards offered by www.4exhale.org. Pro-choice or pro-life, you have to admit the double-speak in these cards is beyond jaw-dropping.

This one especially: “I think you’re strong, smart, thoughtful and caring. I believe in you and your ability to make the best decision. I think you did the right thing.”

This is how I would write this here thingy: “I Think you are strong, even though you are taking the easy way out after you acted irresponsibly, and you are thoughtful and caring, when thinking about yourself. I believe in you and your ability to make the best decision. I think you did the right thing, paying $400 to snuff the out the life of the baby in your womb.”

What about this one? “I want you to know that I care about you, and how you are feeling. My thoughts are with you.”

How touching. I would write:“I want you to know that I care about you, and how you are feeling about murdering your child. My thoughts are with you, as you wallow in guilt.”

This may be the most cynical one: “There are no words to express my sympathy for your loss. As you grieve, remember that you are loved. I am thinking of you.”

“For your LOSS”!?!? “GRIEVE”?!!?! Un-fucking believable. The person that would actually send that e-card to a woman that just had an abortion should be shot, and the next of kin billed for the cost of the bullet, like they do in Communist China.

Ok, here’s another: “Healing is possible. May you find peace after your abortion.”

This is the only that is half-way honest. No frills, straight and to the point.

Ah, here’s one that invokes the name of God: “The promise of god is to be with us through all of life transitions. God will never leave you or forsake you. May you find comfort in God’s constant love. Know that my prayers are with you at this time.”

I would not deign to know the mind of God, but I am hard pressed to find a God that condones abortion, as this card tacitly implies.

On the abortion issue, somebody once asked of me, “But what if you were married and ‘blah, blah X scenario’ happened?” I replied, “I would rather see Old Glory stomped in to the dust, never to rise again, than to be married. Your question is moot, sir.” I had sex with the questioner’s wife later that night. But I digress.

I decided to make my own abortion card:


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Sunday, March 11, 2007

Metalocalypse is the Best Cartoon Ever

If you haven’t caught Metalocalypse on Adult Swim yet, you are lame, and totally not metal.

This cartoon has some of the most brilliant writing I have seen in my entire life, watch it or DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Saturday, March 10, 2007

The Best Page in the Universe

Sorry, it ain't Maddox anymore:


Thanks for the the heads-up, MOD!


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Friday, March 09, 2007

America: From Ward Cleaver to Peter Griffin

While I could go on ad nauseum about the racial-gender-sexual orientation bias against straight Caucasian men in the American media, I think the best way to demonstrate the way that the average person in America has been brain-washed by liberalism is to substitute plot for plot, slur for slur, and situation for situation where Caucasian men are portrayed in a bad light. Can you take it? Its sooo PC to bash White people, but in reverse, this sort of thing becomes racism!!1!

The first example is from Larry Elder, where in his best selling book,The 10 Things You Can’t Say In America, he pointed out that several Black activist groups blasted NBC for not having a Black main character on the Emmy Award winning sitcom, Seinfeld. Ok, what character should be a black person? The sexually promiscuous social-climber Elaine? The bug–eyed jittery kook Kramer? George, the philandering irresponsible looser? If any one of these characters were Black, there would be boycotts if not riots.

I am creating several cartoons and sitcoms that are rip-offs of The Simpson's, Family Guy, The King of Queens, and Married With Children, where the main male character is an ignorant, irresponsible, selfish, hapless idiot Black man. You like them apples?

I plan on producing a beauty pageant, Miss White America, where only white women may enter.

I will create the View Awards, where we honor only White people’s accomplishments in stage, screen, music and literature.

Do I need to go on?

I refuse to feel “white guilt”
I refuse to feel guilt for being an American

Reverse discrimination is not equality, you liberal idiots.


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Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Agent 47 Converted to Islam

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Anthrogenic Global Warming is a Crock

I am off the fence now; the whole Global Warming thing is the biggest crock of shit pushed under the noses of the people of the world in the last 100 years.

When you see graphs like these, it seems obvious:

However, when you see this graph, eh… not so much

Let us forget that that Sol, the gigantic thermonuclear reactor at the center of the Solar System contains 99.8% of the mass, and provides the Earth with 99.99999...% of it's thermal energy. Instead, we shall recite The Litany of the Holy Church of Global Warming.

1:4 Let us curse the carbon infidels and sinners that seek to destroy their Holy Mother and blessed Father.
1:5 All praise to Gaia, the immortal Mother Earth. Praise be to the Holy Prophet Algore, and may he forever be remembered as the divine Bringer of the Ultimate Truth.
1:6 Praise be to Algore! Ye who do not believe, ye shall burn in the eternal fires of Global Warming.
1:7 There shall be famine, pestilence, plague, and war. If ye continue to consume the evil wine of the great Satan, gasoline, and the lesser Satan coal, ye shall inhabit a hell of flame unbearable, thirsts unquenched.
1:8 Repent carbon dioxide sinners! Ye shall parish in your sin, and the innocent shall die in your arrogance.

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Thursday, March 01, 2007

Major Severe Weather Outbreak Expected

The Kansas City Metro area was hammered this evening by heavy rains, hail, and high winds. To the south, tornadoes caused much property damage, as was expected. Tomorrow, however, a rare “high risk” area, and a very large “moderate risk” of severe weather has been mapped out by the Storm Prediction Center .

The SPC only forecasts about 3-4 “high-risk” days per year. The people at the SPC are not T.V. meteorologists that seek to increase ratings with hysteria; they are professional scientists on the government payroll that love their jobs and could be making a lot more money in the private sector.

Watch out, eastern Mississippi and central Alabama, you are in the bulls-eye for strong tornadoes.

-Tommy Masterson

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