Anthrogenic Global Warming is a Crock

I am off the fence now; the whole Global Warming thing is the biggest crock of shit pushed under the noses of the people of the world in the last 100 years.

When you see graphs like these, it seems obvious:




However, when you see this graph, eh… not so much



Let us forget that that Sol, the gigantic thermonuclear reactor at the center of the Solar System contains 99.8% of the mass, and provides the Earth with 99.99999...% of it's thermal energy. Instead, we shall recite The Litany of the Holy Church of Global Warming.

1:4 Let us curse the carbon infidels and sinners that seek to destroy their Holy Mother and blessed Father.
1:5 All praise to Gaia, the immortal Mother Earth. Praise be to the Holy Prophet Algore, and may he forever be remembered as the divine Bringer of the Ultimate Truth.
1:6 Praise be to Algore! Ye who do not believe, ye shall burn in the eternal fires of Global Warming.
1:7 There shall be famine, pestilence, plague, and war. If ye continue to consume the evil wine of the great Satan, gasoline, and the lesser Satan coal, ye shall inhabit a hell of flame unbearable, thirsts unquenched.
1:8 Repent carbon dioxide sinners! Ye shall parish in your sin, and the innocent shall die in your arrogance.