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Thursday, June 16, 2005

Conspiracy Revealed

Proof the Columbia was Shot Down by a Secret Air Force Laser

As you all know, on February 1st, 2003 the Space Shuttle Columbia broke up upon re-entry, killing all 7 members of its crew. Officially, the cause of the "accident" was damage caused during lift-off to heat resistant panels on the left that failed when the shuttle re-entered the earth's atmosphere, causing a catastrophic break up of the entire shuttle.


At least this is what the public was told.

A photograph taken by an amateur photographer in low light, 40 miles below the shuttle that was at the time traveling at Mach 25, clearly shows that the shuttle was in fact struck by a purple laser fired from Area 51 as the shuttle passed over San Francisco.


The government would have you believe that a piece of FOAM could damage the shuttles wing so badly that the wing could not withstand the mere 3,000 degree temperatures. Debris regularly strikes the shuttle during lift-off. Anybody who has the slightest bit of intelligence can see that the damage to the wing as described is just not possible.

What is going on here? Why did the CIA and the Air Force MURDER these heroes? There was a wolf among the sheep.

In a Top-Secret document obtained by The Conspiracy Insider, a senior CIA official orderers the destruction of the Columbia to kill Ilan Ramon, a senior Israeli Air Force Colonel, and expert on the Israeli Nuclear Weapons Program. The CIA had intelligence that Colonel Ramon was in fact Aref Razmoulla, special operative of the Iranian Intelligence Service. Razmoulla's mission was to obtain technical details on the United States Space Shuttles for Iran's Space program. The CIA believed that Razmoulla was in fact going to attempt to steal the shuttle and fly it to Iran. The crew was briefed on this possibility, and was given a secret transmitter that, when activated, would send a signal to Area 51 and NORAD informing them the hijacking was underway. Obviously, the fail-safe worked, with the tragic results we all witnessed on TV.

Another document uncovered by the Insider contained an unedited transcript of the crew's final words, and radar images from the National Weather Service radar in Shreveport, LA. This a potion of the transcript released by NASA:

KLING: They're all good, we've had good quantities all the way across.
CAIN: And the other temps are normal?
KLING: The other temps are normal, yes sir.
CAIN: And when you say you lost these, are you saying that they went to zero (unintelligible).
KLING: All four of them are offscale low.
CAIN: Four offscale low.
KLING: And they were all staggered, they were, like I said, within several seconds of each other.
CAIN: OK.
(long pause)
JONES: Flight, FDO.
(unintelligible)
CAIN: FDO, Flight.
JONES: We have the balloon, it is being run through DDS right now.
KLING: Flight, MMACS.
CAIN: Go.
KLING: We just lost tire pressure on left outboard and left inboard, both tires.

Now this is the transcript obtained by the Insider:

KLING: They're all good, we've had good quantities all the way across.
CAIN: And the other temps are normal?
KLING: The other temps are normal, yes sir.
CAIN: And when you say you lost these, are you saying that they went to zero (unintelligible).
KLING: All four of them are offscale low.
CAIN: Four offscale low.
KLING: And they were all staggered, they were, like I said, within several seconds of each other.
CAIN: OK.
(long pause)
JONES: Flight, FDO.
ALLLAHHH AKKABAHHHH!
CAIN: FDO, Flight, power lasers.
JONES: We have the target, it is being run through DDS right now.
KLING: Fire Lasers!
CAIN: Lasers Fired! Got the rag-head bastard!
KLING: We just lost tire pressure on left outboard and left inboard, both tires. Fuck you, Allah!

You can clearly see that shuttle was destroyed by the US Air Force. After the shuttle was hit, Razmoulla attempted to access the Columbia's emergency escape pod. Three additional lasers were fired from the NSA's secret laser bases in Louisiana. In data released by the National Weather Service, we see what apparently is the Columbia breaking up over East Texas:


This uncensored image clearly shows the lasers exploding what is in fact Razmoulla's escape pod and subsequent debris:


The government is obviously covering up the fact they destroyed their own shuttle and killed 5 Americans and 1 Indian to foil an Iraninan plot to hijack the Columbia during re-entry. Why does the government continue to lie to the public!?!?

I contacted the NSA, CIA, NASA, and the Air Force yesterday, asking them to clarify these startling facts. As of today, there has been NO RESPONSE.

-Tommy Masterson

Update 6/25 Shocking new footage from CNN!

16 Comments:

Anonymous Gerhard said...

Hilarious stuff: a basic knowledge of orbital mechanics makes this one ridiculous.

7/01/2008 10:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jesus dude, get medication.

12/31/2008 1:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're joking, right? I mean, this whole site has to be a joke. This is absolutely ridiculous.

12/31/2008 1:13 PM  
Anonymous Thompson said...

were you drunk when you wrote this... i especially enjoyed the part where electromagnetic radiation (light waves) shows up on radar.. LMFAO

4/17/2009 9:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there was no response because nobody cares what you think

4/17/2009 9:28 PM  
Blogger Alexandra said...

If they knew Ramon was a spy, why would they let him on the shuttle in the first place? You'd think NASA would do background checks and everything.

I'm a "tinfoil hatter" myself, but this just doesn't add up.

5/12/2009 9:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats the dumbest theory i have ever heard of the USA wouldn't destroy there own shuttle.
lay off the drugs.

5/21/2009 6:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you need help

6/17/2009 3:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the noise you keyboard makes when you type this is part of an international plan to make you deaf! ... ACTUALLY people like you give conspiracy theorist a bad name - too far and too confused but you're entitled to your own strange little world I suppose. just, pay for your own treatment.. OK !!!

6/17/2009 3:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can obviously tell its a joke by the dialogue at the end.

10/06/2010 1:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get help my friend very quickly

2/14/2011 7:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you don't see that it's a joke you need to hang yourself with your belt, but you are probably too stupid to operate a belt.

10/22/2012 2:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude you need help

5/07/2013 1:07 AM  
Blogger Sir-G said...

Lol this guy has an imaganition, the foam hit the wing going at a super fast speed putting 3000 pounds of pressure on the wing and it made a hole in the wing. A test was conducted to prove it. Foam was shot at a life size model of the wing edge and it made a hole in it.

6/16/2013 10:53 PM  
Blogger deasun said...

I would only say, supply supporting evidence and then we can judge. Nothing is ever off the table when it comes to cover ups. That said it needs something more than good story.

11/24/2013 4:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got the raghead bastard!!! Fuck you allah! These are things that professional people say while destroying millions of dollars worth of government equipment and killing 6 American astronauts. Lol. This was hilarious. I really hope buddy wasn't serious about this.

8/10/2015 5:42 AM  

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