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Monday, May 23, 2005

WTF?!?

Apparently, some people find the post about why men in the 21st century fear marriage offensive. I don’t understand this at all because everything I wrote was completely accurate. What was most perplexing is that I was told by my friend, I will call her Kristin Drake, that “There is something very very wrong with me,” and that I “need to get laid.”

Huh?

This is the last person on the face of the earth that I would have advise me on the state of my mental heath or give me relationship tips. It was a cheap shot aimed at my ego, but hey that’s what broads do when they know they don’t have a leg to stand on in an argument.

I am actually highly amused. Irony amuses me more then anything in the whole world and this may have been the single most ironic conversation in my entire life

Although I endured about 4 minutes of personal attacks, I felt pretty good when she was done. I had no doubt now that she completly agreed with everything I wrote. Through a 4 minute rant and rave, she never once tried to refute anything in my article.

-Tommy Masterson

1 Comments:

Blogger Venjanz said...

That may be, but again...was I wrong?

5/25/2005 7:42 AM  

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