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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Hindu-Only Toilets Installed in Scotland

The Hindu right-wing psychos strike again!
Workers at the state-of-the-art factory were shocked when they were given a tour of the building and told a cubicle had been fitted for the use of Hindu employees. The staff said they are baffled at the decision because they are not aware of any Hindu workers at the base in Cambuslang, near Glasgow.

Last night, management at the bakery said they had received several requests from all over the country for the exclusive facility. All their new buildings will now be fitted with the specialised toilet regardless of the number of Hindus in the workforce.
Hmm... You know what's going to be different if you click the link, don't you?

-Masterson.

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