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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Liberal Quiz, Part 1: Multiple Choice

Are you a degenerate communist, a filthy, STD infected liberal? Take this quiz to find out!

1) Thomas Jefferson was:

A. a minor president from Virginia
B. the architect of the United States Constitution
C. a wealthy slave trader
D. like a British spy and shit

2) Islam is:

A: the religion of peace and tolerance
B. a destructive, evil cult founded by a psychopathic rapist and murderer
C. the future of America
D. like one of the religions of the world that we should understand and embrace and shit

3) The 9/11 attacks on the USA was:

A: the logical result of the USA’s Middle East policy
B: a declaration of war on the west by radical Islam
C. a vast conspiracy by Bush to increase Halliburton’s stock by $1 per share
D. like a Jew conspiracy and shit

4) The Western Mass-Media is:

A: the 4th branch of government
B: not to be trusted because of their proven liberal, anti-west bias
C: the only source of true and factual information
D: like cool, you find out shit going on and shit

5) Feminism is:

A: the movement to topple the patriarchy that enslaves women
B: the belief that women should be treated equally
C: the right to not shave arm pits and legs, and the active resistance against sexuality
D: like the right of women to establish a Marxist based matriarchy and shit

6) Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage and Mark Levin are:

A: fascist, racist, ultra-right wing, mean spirited hate-mongers
B: popular conservative talk radio personalities
C: puppets of Bush and his evil regime
D: like dudes on the AM radio and shit

7) Hillary Clinton is:

A: the only person in America capable of being president
B: an ultra-liberal, socialist fraud that no thinking American would support as president
C: the leftist Avatar that has the best chance for being the first female American president
D: like Bill Clinton’s wife and shit

Click here if your answer to every question was “B”

If not, click here

More to come


Blogger ordinarygirl said...

And if someone was to answer "D and shit" on every question, what does that make them?

8/18/2006 10:49 AM  
Blogger Venjanz said...

That would make them Shaggy, The
Krow, the young ignorant masses. Thats what the anwser would make them, hun.

9/01/2006 12:25 AM  

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