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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Liberal Quiz, Part 1: Multiple Choice

Are you a degenerate communist, a filthy, STD infected liberal? Take this quiz to find out!

1) Thomas Jefferson was:

A. a minor president from Virginia
B. the architect of the United States Constitution
C. a wealthy slave trader
D. like a British spy and shit

2) Islam is:

A: the religion of peace and tolerance
B. a destructive, evil cult founded by a psychopathic rapist and murderer
C. the future of America
D. like one of the religions of the world that we should understand and embrace and shit

3) The 9/11 attacks on the USA was:

A: the logical result of the USA’s Middle East policy
B: a declaration of war on the west by radical Islam
C. a vast conspiracy by Bush to increase Halliburton’s stock by $1 per share
D. like a Jew conspiracy and shit

4) The Western Mass-Media is:

A: the 4th branch of government
B: not to be trusted because of their proven liberal, anti-west bias
C: the only source of true and factual information
D: like cool, you find out shit going on and shit

5) Feminism is:

A: the movement to topple the patriarchy that enslaves women
B: the belief that women should be treated equally
C: the right to not shave arm pits and legs, and the active resistance against sexuality
D: like the right of women to establish a Marxist based matriarchy and shit

6) Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage and Mark Levin are:

A: fascist, racist, ultra-right wing, mean spirited hate-mongers
B: popular conservative talk radio personalities
C: puppets of Bush and his evil regime
D: like dudes on the AM radio and shit

7) Hillary Clinton is:

A: the only person in America capable of being president
B: an ultra-liberal, socialist fraud that no thinking American would support as president
C: the leftist Avatar that has the best chance for being the first female American president
D: like Bill Clinton’s wife and shit

Click here if your answer to every question was “B”

If not, click here

More to come
-Masterson

2 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

And if someone was to answer "D and shit" on every question, what does that make them?

8/18/2006 10:49 AM  
Blogger Venjanz said...

That would make them Shaggy, The
Krow, the young ignorant masses. Thats what the anwser would make them, hun.

9/01/2006 12:25 AM  

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