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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Michael Ironside for V.P.

As long as I am endorsing Fred for President, I might as well endorse a true bad-ass for V.P. I call on Michael Ironside to be Fred's running-mate. Yes he's from Canada, and yes his real name isn't Michael, but who cares? Mr. Ironside will stomp your face in the dirt for looking at him the wrong way, film himself fucking your mother and sisters, and then force you to pay admission to watch it. Michael Ironside once went to Chuck Norris place, and fucked him up big time over a can of tuna. You can't fade this guy, I'm telling you.

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