NFL Conspiracy!
So... it seems that the Tri-Lateral Commission, Skull and Bones, the Free Masons, Wing Commander Chaney, and the Pentavirate have conspired to knock the offensive juggernaut Kansas City Chiefs out of first place in the AFC West.
Seriously, think about this. Only this combined force could cause Payton Manning, record setter and perennial second-best QB in the NFL since Tom Brady had his first start, to toss a record six (SIX!) interceptions to the San Diego Abortion Vacuums and cause Adam Vinatieri, probably the best clutch-kicker in the history on the NFL, to miss two field goals; including a probably game-winning 29 yard chip shot with less than two minutes left in the 4th.
Why do Liberals hate the Chiefs?
-T
Seriously, think about this. Only this combined force could cause Payton Manning, record setter and perennial second-best QB in the NFL since Tom Brady had his first start, to toss a record six (SIX!) interceptions to the San Diego Abortion Vacuums and cause Adam Vinatieri, probably the best clutch-kicker in the history on the NFL, to miss two field goals; including a probably game-winning 29 yard chip shot with less than two minutes left in the 4th.
Why do Liberals hate the Chiefs?
-T
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