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Sunday, December 23, 2007

Stargate SG1 Fan Fiction

I love SG1, so I decided to write some fanfic. Let me know what you think. This may not be safe for work:

General Hammond’s New Orders (SG1 Fan Fiction)

**Disclaimers** I do not own the writes to Stargate SG! Or am an employee of the show. This is an original creation based on Stargate SG1

One day when the Stargate was down for repairs, and General Hammond was walking around the Stargate complex, he had an idea. He thought that since the Stargate was down for repairs, that SG1 might be board and needed something to do besides cleaning there weapons and preparing for their next mission .

“I think that Jack’s team needs a break,” General Hammond thought.

So while he was walking through the complex, he saw Major Carter in a tank-top working on a piece of Goauld equiptment that was captured from the last SG1 mission, and she was sweating so much that her nipples were clearly visible, and her tank-top was riding up so far and her Air-Force pants were so low, he could see her crack and just below her silk purple thong-NOT Air-Force issue!

“Wow, that’s so hot,” the Gerneral thought. “Maybe the other guys might want to see this… “

So the General called Jack O’Neill at his cabin and told him there was an emergency and he needed to get back right away. He went to Daniel Jackson’s room and found him reading. The General stood there until Daniel noticed him, and said “Find Teal’c, and have him report to my office as soon as Colonel O’Neil arrives, we have an emergancey.”

As Hammond turned to leave the room, Daniel Jackson said “Uhh OK.”

When Jack O’Neil arrived at the Stargate complex later that day, he ran in to Teal’c and Daniel heading to Hammond’s office. “Whats this about?” O’eil asked.

“I do not know, I was meditating when Daniel Jackson informed me of this meeting,” Teal’c said.

Daniel said “Hammond just asked me to find Teal’c, and come to his office when you came,”

“Oh OK… By the way, where is Samantha?” asked Jack.

“I last saw her working hard on a piece of Gouald equptment that we captured on our mission to Abydos,” Teal’c said.

“Ok that’s cool,” said Colonel O’Neil.

So the three went to General Hammonds office, and when the arrived, the General was waiting for them.

“Men, I want to show you this tape, it’s highly confidential…” Hammond said when everybody hat sat down.

Hammond put in a disk and on the big screen was a security camera tape of Carter working on the gouald equipment, with her perky nipples sticking out of her tank-top and panties were clearly visable. They watched this for 30 mins, and they all were getting horny.

“Well men, what should we do about Major Carters dress code violation?” Hammond asked.

Teal’c grinned and said “I think I should show her my staff-weapon,”

Daniel and Jack laughed and high-fived. Jack said, “She needs to see the range of my P-90!” and everybody laughed.

So General Hammond led them down to the work bay where the sweaty Samantha Carter was still hard at work. All four stood behind her until she noticed something out of the corner of her eye and turned around. “Hey guys!” she said as she stood up and wiped off her hands. “Why are you looking at me like that?” Carter said, becoming nervous.

Genral Hammond said in a booming voice. “Major Carter, you are charged with violating the dress code of the US Air Force, and must be punished. As punishment, you have to do each of us a favor,”

“What’s that?” Carter said.

“First, you must polish Teal’c’s staff-weapon,” Hammond said, and Teal’c unzipped his pants and pulled out his huge cock.

“Major Carter, you may not be used to a Jaffa cock,” Teal’c said.

“I will get used to it if this is my punishment,” Carter said as she took Teal’c in her mouth.

Daniel and Jack took off Carter’s pants and purple silk panties while Carter was sucking on Teal’c and they each took a hole and started to moan. General Hammond was jacking off watching the action.

All of a sudden, Dr. Fraiser came in the office and said, “Hey guys, why didn’t you invite me?” She pulled off her doctors coat and her skirt, ripped off her stockings and General Hammond jumped over and Hammond put his rock hard cock in her butt.

“Oh that feeeeels good, General Hammond… YES open my star gate!” Dr. Fraiser screamed as General Hammond pounded her ass.

Jack and Daniel were still pumping away at Samanths holes, and Teal’c was about to come because Carter was sucking him so good. Just as he was about to come, Teal’c’s eyes started to glow, and his cock turned in to a Gouald symbiote! The symbiote slithered in carters mouth and burrowed into her brain. Samantha went limp, and Daniel and Jack pull there dicks out of her. Teal’c stood speechless, realizing that his cock was actually a symbiote waiting for a chick to give him a blowjob so it could take over a host!

Samantha opened her eyes with a flash of light and said in a very deep voice, “Ha Ha, your lusts have made you my slave, SG1! I will now open the gate, and let the army of Sokar through! Ha Ga!”

-To be continued…


Blogger ordinary girl said...

That's just disturbing.

12/23/2007 10:49 PM  
Blogger Venjanz said...

Yeah, I'm sorry I diddled with Stargate cannon with Teal'c's penis being a Goauld, but please forgive the artistic license I took to advance the plot for chapter 2, which I will take another 15 minutes someday soon to write.

12/23/2007 11:24 PM  

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