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Sunday, June 22, 2008

Snoop Dogg Goes Country

"Johnny Cash, a real American gangsta."

I heard a rumor that Snoop Dogg and Ice Cube have a movie coming out next year (tentatively titled Lance & Rod) where Snoop(Lance) plays a hip day-care worker and Cube(Rod) is a naive suburban single father who's disabled son learns valuable life lessons from Snoop, while the two team up to raise the boy using street wisdom and fatherly love.

During their ups and downs, Rod realizes that he has feelings for Lance, and during a camping trip, a storm forces the pair to share a tent. After a few bottles of Zima, with the rain beating on their tent and the lantern turned down low, Rod tearfully admits his crush on Lance. Expecting to be rebuffed, Lance instead admits his mutual feelings for Rod, and the two express their feelings for each other physically.

The movie ends in a montage of hand-holding, helping the kid learn to ride a bike, sharing a milkshake, etc.


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