Idiocracy Watch: MLB Bans All Bottled Drinks In Dugouts Except Gatorade
On the heels of the three Presidential candidates participating in an event for the WWE,
comes this gem from Major League Baseball.
comes this gem from Major League Baseball.
Two signs on the doors leading from the visitors' clubhouse at U.S. Cellular Field to the first-base dugout read, "NO BOTTLED WATER ON THE BENCH."Its got electrolytes!
What's this? Athletes can't drink water? Even in the humid Chicago summers?
Here's the explanation I got:
Gatorade is Major League Baseball's "official sports drink." So instructions were sent that no player could be seen drinking anything but Gatorade in the dugout. Not even Aquafina, which is the "official water" of MLB. Not even bottles of water with the labels removed.
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