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Friday, April 18, 2008

God Warns Midwesterners Not To Vote Democrat This Year

A magnitude 5.2 earthquake, the strongest in the region since 1968 (when a Democrat was in office), and a 4.2 aftershock have rattled the Midwest today.



Hundreds of people here in the KC area felt the quake, but I was blissfully asleep, dreaming about St. Louis style pizza and Alizee.

I think it's no coincidence that the epicenter of the quakes were in Illinois, and Barack Hussein Obama is running for president.

(USGS report)

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