The Truth: CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners

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Sunday, September 07, 2008

CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners

LOL

Man, they missed the best one:

3 Comments:

The Exterminator said...: I never. Watch that show. Because. (puts on sunglasses) It sucks.; 9/07/2008 1:10 PM
Anonymous said...: Holy shit...I made it through 3 minutes lol.

I'm serious, can you imagine working with this guy? It would be maddening.

"The copying machine is out of toner, and we don't have any more here."

"Well it looks like...we'll have to place an order."; 9/09/2008 9:46 PM
Unknown said...: I made it through the whole 7 minutes and 17 seconds, but that's because...

*puts on sunglasses*

"I'm at work and I need a distraction."

I was going to say that you should send this to Joel McHale, but then I saw the second clip.; 9/16/2008 3:17 PM