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Monday, July 30, 2007

Chistmas Shopping is Done

Wow, I stumbled upon this site when I was reading the Ebola article Wikipedia. This site, www.giantmicrobes.com, sells "stuffed animals that look like tiny microbes—only a million times actual size! Now available: The Common Cold, The Flu, Sore Throat, Stomach Ache, Cough, Ear Ache, Bad Breath, Kissing Disease, Athlete's Foot, Ulcer, Martian Life, Beer & Bread, Black Death, Ebola, Flesh Eating, Sleeping Sickness, Dust Mite, Bed Bug, and Bookworm (and in our Professional line: H.I.V. and Hepatitis)."



The HIV one is cute too:



They even have gonorrhea and syphilis. The possibilities for mischief are endless.

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