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Saturday, January 12, 2008

Matchdoctor Strikes Again

Not more than 12 hours after I posted this, Matchdoctor sent me yet another set of profiles. I'm beginning to think that a major cause of erectile dysfunction in America can be attributed to Matchdoctor and the god-awful matches they send unsolicited to men's inboxes.

Let us begin.

First we have "lady231" who kinda looks like Sam Kinison:



Not my type, I think. Profile?



No luck there. Let's check out "Lil'1":



Nothing is more attractive than a glazed-eyed chick smoking a blunt in pajamas, puffing herself to oblivion inside a tent.



Up next, "Plattecity"!



Look, you may want a man to sire a child to fulfill your maternal urges, but you're obviously a lesbian.



Last and least, "Swtpie"



I have to admit she's kinda cute, and sorta looks like Bruce Willis' French chick in Pulp Fiction.



Oh.

posted by Venjanz at 5:22 AM

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