(function() { (function(){function c(a){this.t={};this.tick=function(a,c,b){var d=void 0!=b?b:(new Date).getTime();this.t[a]=[d,c];if(void 0==b)try{window.console.timeStamp("CSI/"+a)}catch(l){}};this.tick("start",null,a)}var a;if(window.performance)var e=(a=window.performance.timing)&&a.responseStart;var h=0=b&&(window.jstiming.srt=e-b)}if(a){var d=window.jstiming.load;0=b&&(d.tick("_wtsrt",void 0,b),d.tick("wtsrt_","_wtsrt", e),d.tick("tbsd_","wtsrt_"))}try{a=null,window.chrome&&window.chrome.csi&&(a=Math.floor(window.chrome.csi().pageT),d&&0=c&&window.jstiming.load.tick("aft")};var f=!1;function g(){f||(f=!0,window.jstiming.load.tick("firstScrollTime"))}window.addEventListener?window.addEventListener("scroll",g,!1):window.attachEvent("onscroll",g); })();

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Matchdoctor.com “Matches”

I have sent repeated requests to Matchdoctor to remove me from their mailing list to no avail. I have posted about the fall of Emode.com and the rise of Tickle.com…and the silly profiles that their spin-off dating site (Matchdoctor) sends me here and here.

Here are yet even MORE “matches:”

Nice BW photo. I suppose you thought this would make you seem "artistic" instead of just hiding your bad skin and ogre-like features?

OK, that was harsh. Let's see the profile...

So she wasn't The One. Let's check out "Hotlips:"

Thanks for posting a picture with you holding your child. That's SOOO cute! I'm sure that your intent was to show that you're a good mother and have a nurturing soul, and has nothing to do with the fact that you spent your 20's mostly on your back being taken advantage of by guy-after-guy, only to wind up a single mother trying desperately to find a chump that is willing to throw his social and financial life away for a monthly roll in the hay with you, and embrace the illusion of responsibility.

I'm being judgemental again. Let's see the profile:

Heh. I'm pretty sure that posting a profile on a dating site is not the best way to look for platonic friends.

Well, maybe Tigger is the girl for me:




Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home