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Thursday, June 30, 2005

More Wisdom From MoD

Driving to the bar from the Caspian Bistro:

"Fucking Madonna is not an American. She wants to be British, fuck her. I can't believe that I used to jack off to her. I bet my brain has Herpes now."

Challenged at the bar by a washed up ex high school jock muscle-head, who's woman the MoD is successfully seducing:
"Wanna fight cock sucker?"
"No, not really...wanna play chess?"

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