Alizée - Mademoiselle Juliette

This is the latest video from Alizée:



I have no idea what she is singing about, but I can make a guess or deux.

It looks like The Hottest Women in the World is summoning some Euro-trash, mop-top bisexual to climb her tower in some sort of homage to Romeo and Juliette. At this point, Alizee's alter ego, a Muslim fundamentalist, invites the "good" Alizee to participate in a femme orgy, leaving Romeo hanging on the balcony.

Alizee sings about the femme orgy in her dusky, incredibly sexy voice for several minutes, while engaging in soft-core lesbian action with look-a-likes and various other Euro-hotties.

At the end of the video, the "bad" Alizee walks off to the private rooms-presumably to bump cats in the shower with the "good" Alizee-while the Euro-trash mop-top (who I thought was Alizee's real-life husband, until I noticed the actor was not effeminate enough) weeps himself to sleep because he turned his girlfriend gay.

My goddamn French aint so good. Please correct me if I have this wrong.

-Tommy