Perfect

History was made tonight, and even the most fervent Patriots-haters have to admit; it was glorious to witness.

-T

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RTFB

This stands for "Read The Fucking Brief." This article from the Washington Post claims that Jeffrey Howell is being sued by RIAA for doing nothing more than ripping a CD that he purchased to his PC. Well, there's a little more to it then that.

Yes, in the brief Atlantic argues that making a personal copy is copyright infringement, which has caused the flap, but the crux of the suit is that this guy ripped the CD to his Kazaa shared folder. Atlantic argues that Howell transferred the tracks there. Howell says that he was at work when they took the screen-shots of his shared folder, but a "malfunction" had occurred that caused his computer to erroneously move the 57 tracks in to his Kazaa shared folder-to join the the 2000+ other music tracks that were already present. Heh.

I hate RIAA, and I will not buy a CD produced by a major label until they end their crusade, but this sloppy and irresponsible "journalism" from the Washington Post is far worse.

-Tommy

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WTF?!

This site popped up while hitting the random blog button... (NSFW)

The blog itself is somewhat disturbing, but the comments are... eh. Just check it out. An excerpt:

I just wanted to wish everyone a joyous holiday season and wonderful new year!

______________________________
Shouldn't that be Season's Beatings?! lol
______________________________
It's once again that time of year,
For gifts of joy and gifts of cheer,
Your baby safe and warm and near,
Your handprints hot upon her rear.
______________________________
Merry Christmas to all,
And to all deserving ladies out there,
A good swat!
______________________________

What I find disturbing is that the fantasy of spanking women is such a big part of this guy's life, he feels the need to create a blog about it. Look, to each his own, and if you are in to that- fine, but jeeze...

-T

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Alizée - Mademoiselle Juliette

This is the latest video from Alizée:



I have no idea what she is singing about, but I can make a guess or deux.

It looks like The Hottest Women in the World is summoning some Euro-trash, mop-top bisexual to climb her tower in some sort of homage to Romeo and Juliette. At this point, Alizee's alter ego, a Muslim fundamentalist, invites the "good" Alizee to participate in a femme orgy, leaving Romeo hanging on the balcony.

Alizee sings about the femme orgy in her dusky, incredibly sexy voice for several minutes, while engaging in soft-core lesbian action with look-a-likes and various other Euro-hotties.

At the end of the video, the "bad" Alizee walks off to the private rooms-presumably to bump cats in the shower with the "good" Alizee-while the Euro-trash mop-top (who I thought was Alizee's real-life husband, until I noticed the actor was not effeminate enough) weeps himself to sleep because he turned his girlfriend gay.

My goddamn French aint so good. Please correct me if I have this wrong.

-Tommy

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"Tears In Heaven" Covered By A 10-Year-Old...

Holy Shit...



In the last year, Max has been playing acoustic pieces. He became interested in Eric Clapton Unplugged and has been learning some of the songs. Always reluctant to be filmed, he didn't want the video of him playing and singing this, but here he is playing Tears In Heaven in a duet with his guitar teacher.

(Check out more of this kid's vids)

If you just want to skip to the most impressive video, click here. Whatever Neo-Nazi uploaded these videos has disabled embedding.

-Tommy

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Missouri Democrat Seeks To Put The Hammer Down On Baking Soda

This may be about the silliest thing I have read this year. A Democratic Missouri State House Representative, Rep. Talibdin El-Amin,(which I would translate as "Loyal Student of the Faith"-heh, that Arabic CD is paying off) AKA Mark Bastian, a Democrat, wants to place baking soda behind the counter, because it is one of the ingredients in crack cocaine:

ST. LOUIS (AP) -- A St. Louis legislator wants to require that baking soda be sold behind the pharmacy counter, as part of an effort aimed at a base ingredient in crack cocaine.

The proposal by Democratic Representative Talibdin El-Amin is modeled after a state law that requires some cold medicines to be placed behind the pharmacy counter because they contain ingredients used to make meth.

The anti-meth law requires customers to show a photo I-D and sign a book specifying their name, address and how much they purchased.

This guy is a Democrat, BTW. Here is a YouTube vid:



We will forget the allegations that the Democratic MO. House Member is a "deadbeat dad" that preaches family values, is a vocal advocate of numerous kook leftist causes, and focus on this Malcolm-X wannabe's ill conceived bill.

While I acknowledge his noble (Is it noble? Or political posturing because violent crime has risen in his Democratic district from "bad" to "monumental" since the Democrat has taken office- but I will give the Democrat the benefit of the doubt here) intent, he needs to go back to school and take a few more science classes.

Yes, ephedrine and pseudo-ephedrine are the prime ingredients of crystal-meth. The Problem with this Democrat's analogy is that COCAINE, and not baking soda is the prime ingredient of crack.

This slope isn't just slippery- it's a luge run. To illustrate that point, here are some things I propose that should be placed behind the counter, and only to be sold to people over the age of 18 after showing proper ID:

A: Nail Polish Remover and Hydrogen Peroxide. These can be combined to create triacetone triperoxide, the high explosive used in the 7/7 London Bombings.

B: Instant Cold Packs since they contain mostly ammonium nitrate, a strong oxidizer. NH4NO3 becomes a powerful explosive when mixed with hydrocarbons such a fuel oil, as the late Timothy McVeigh demonstrated explicitly in Oklahoma City 12 years ago. Ammonium Nitrate can also be used to produce nitrous oxide, or laughing gas.

C: Morning Glory Seeds because lysergic acid amide, a very weak psychedelic drug can be easily extracted and then converted in to lysergic acid diethylamide, or LSD.

D: Sandwich Baggies, because they are used to distribute pot.

E: Anything sold in a glass bottle, because these bottles can be emptied and used for Molotov Cocktail's.

F: Smoke detectors, kerosene lantern filament bags, beryllium, lead, antique radium clocks, anything that uses tritium, and battaries, because these can be be combined in to a crude nuclear breeder reactor.

Did I mention that this guy is a Democrat? Well he is a Democrat, if I didn't mention it.

-Tommy

P.S. The guy I wrote about is a member of the Democratic party.

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Christmas Classic- Santa Claus and his Old Lady

By Cheech and Chong:

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Merry Christmas!

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True Mom Confessions

I just got home from visiting the family, so I decided to check out this site I heard about on Rush Limbaugh today. www.truemomconfessions.com is a web forum where mothers log in and bitch about this or that. Most of it's mundane, but I saw a few that really ticked me off.

This one is pissed because her neither her lover nor husband got her a gift:

My lover didn't get me a Christmas present. I even gave him broad hints. He also didn't remember my birthday. I am going to stop seeing him. I already have a husband who doesn't spoil me, I certainly am not going to have a lover that doesn't spoil me either.

Huh. Maybe it's because you're a gold-digging shrew?

This one calls her step-children "horrible little assholes":

I hate Christmas! I hate being a stepmom to these horrible little assholes. I hate that his child support went up AGAIN, and that he chose to procreate with such gold digging whores! Bah Humbug.

How charming :)

This rich girl married an average guy...

I married down. WAY down. Daddy makes millions(not exaggerating) and hubby makes less then 50k annually. It is SO HARD not to go running back home to mummy and daddy during times like this, when we can't even give my babies a decent xmas. I miss being a trust fund baby damn it!!!!!!

I would love to know what this one thinks a "decent xmas" means.

There were many many posts about getting drunk to put up with their families, and a blizzard of complaints that Turner Classic Movies went off the air for a couple of hours.

I have the feeling that most women think these sort of things quite often, it's just now they have a place to say them anonymously. I also have a feeling that there are more than a few trolls on this site, maybe I will create an account...

-T

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Live Debt Free

I love talk radio as a whole, but usually avoid financial programs because they are mind-numbingly dull. There is one exception-Dave Ramsey. I don't go out of my way to listen to him, but I will if he happens to be on. His web site kicks ass, check it out (especially the "Stupid Tax" page).

Personally, I have always viewed credit cards and credit in general as the embodiment of evil. A friend of mine was bragging to me the other day about how he got an offer from Capital One to transfer the balance from his 14% Discover Card to their 8% card. What an honor.

This is a great documentary from Frontline:



-T

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700 Club Says Interstate 35 Was Prophisized In The Bible

OG told me about this a couple of weeks ago.



I would tend to disagree with them. First, anybody in the KC Metro area that uses I-35 on a regular basis would readily agree that Satan himself planned this stretch of freeway. Local commuters have nicknames for I-35 such as "The Trail of Tears" or the ironic "Himmelstrasse" (A lot of Germans live here). Northbound I-35 from 7:30am till 9am and Southbound from 5:00pm till 6:30pm-reverse in the Northland-resembles an idle-speed demolition derby, while in downtown Kansas City, it is likely that you will be stuck in an endless loop between I-35, I-70, and I-29.

During the weekends, I-35 becomes a drag strip, where hoddie-clad douche bags in bass-thumping import tuners weave in and out of traffic at over 100mph, and drunks ricocheting off the guard-rails is not an uncommon sight.

None of this matters of course, because I-40, not I-35, is obviously God's Highway. Isaiah 40:3 reads:

A voice of one calling:

"In the desert prepare
the way for the LORD;
make straight in the wilderness
a highway for our God.

I-40 traverses the Mojave desert, spans across the plains, and streaks straight through the heart of the Bible Belt. Coincidence? Ha! The Dwight D. Eisenhower National System of Interstate and Defense Highways was prophisized in the Old Testament 4000 ago. Debate over, deal with it.

(Update 12/24) CNN is now covering this story.

-Tommy

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Are You A Douche Bag?

Many things can make you a douche bag, including drinking this. (Sorta NSFW)

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Stargate SG1 Fan Fiction

I love SG1, so I decided to write some fanfic. Let me know what you think. This may not be safe for work:

General Hammond’s New Orders (SG1 Fan Fiction)

**Disclaimers** I do not own the writes to Stargate SG! Or am an employee of the show. This is an original creation based on Stargate SG1


One day when the Stargate was down for repairs, and General Hammond was walking around the Stargate complex, he had an idea. He thought that since the Stargate was down for repairs, that SG1 might be board and needed something to do besides cleaning there weapons and preparing for their next mission .

“I think that Jack’s team needs a break,” General Hammond thought.

So while he was walking through the complex, he saw Major Carter in a tank-top working on a piece of Goauld equiptment that was captured from the last SG1 mission, and she was sweating so much that her nipples were clearly visible, and her tank-top was riding up so far and her Air-Force pants were so low, he could see her crack and just below her silk purple thong-NOT Air-Force issue!

“Wow, that’s so hot,” the Gerneral thought. “Maybe the other guys might want to see this… “

So the General called Jack O’Neill at his cabin and told him there was an emergency and he needed to get back right away. He went to Daniel Jackson’s room and found him reading. The General stood there until Daniel noticed him, and said “Find Teal’c, and have him report to my office as soon as Colonel O’Neil arrives, we have an emergancey.”

As Hammond turned to leave the room, Daniel Jackson said “Uhh OK.”

When Jack O’Neil arrived at the Stargate complex later that day, he ran in to Teal’c and Daniel heading to Hammond’s office. “Whats this about?” O’eil asked.

“I do not know, I was meditating when Daniel Jackson informed me of this meeting,” Teal’c said.

Daniel said “Hammond just asked me to find Teal’c, and come to his office when you came,”

“Oh OK… By the way, where is Samantha?” asked Jack.

“I last saw her working hard on a piece of Gouald equptment that we captured on our mission to Abydos,” Teal’c said.

“Ok that’s cool,” said Colonel O’Neil.

So the three went to General Hammonds office, and when the arrived, the General was waiting for them.

“Men, I want to show you this tape, it’s highly confidential…” Hammond said when everybody hat sat down.

Hammond put in a disk and on the big screen was a security camera tape of Carter working on the gouald equipment, with her perky nipples sticking out of her tank-top and panties were clearly visable. They watched this for 30 mins, and they all were getting horny.

“Well men, what should we do about Major Carters dress code violation?” Hammond asked.

Teal’c grinned and said “I think I should show her my staff-weapon,”

Daniel and Jack laughed and high-fived. Jack said, “She needs to see the range of my P-90!” and everybody laughed.

So General Hammond led them down to the work bay where the sweaty Samantha Carter was still hard at work. All four stood behind her until she noticed something out of the corner of her eye and turned around. “Hey guys!” she said as she stood up and wiped off her hands. “Why are you looking at me like that?” Carter said, becoming nervous.

Genral Hammond said in a booming voice. “Major Carter, you are charged with violating the dress code of the US Air Force, and must be punished. As punishment, you have to do each of us a favor,”

“What’s that?” Carter said.

“First, you must polish Teal’c’s staff-weapon,” Hammond said, and Teal’c unzipped his pants and pulled out his huge cock.

“Major Carter, you may not be used to a Jaffa cock,” Teal’c said.

“I will get used to it if this is my punishment,” Carter said as she took Teal’c in her mouth.

Daniel and Jack took off Carter’s pants and purple silk panties while Carter was sucking on Teal’c and they each took a hole and started to moan. General Hammond was jacking off watching the action.

All of a sudden, Dr. Fraiser came in the office and said, “Hey guys, why didn’t you invite me?” She pulled off her doctors coat and her skirt, ripped off her stockings and General Hammond jumped over and Hammond put his rock hard cock in her butt.

“Oh that feeeeels good, General Hammond… YES open my star gate!” Dr. Fraiser screamed as General Hammond pounded her ass.

Jack and Daniel were still pumping away at Samanths holes, and Teal’c was about to come because Carter was sucking him so good. Just as he was about to come, Teal’c’s eyes started to glow, and his cock turned in to a Gouald symbiote! The symbiote slithered in carters mouth and burrowed into her brain. Samantha went limp, and Daniel and Jack pull there dicks out of her. Teal’c stood speechless, realizing that his cock was actually a symbiote waiting for a chick to give him a blowjob so it could take over a host!

Samantha opened her eyes with a flash of light and said in a very deep voice, “Ha Ha, your lusts have made you my slave, SG1! I will now open the gate, and let the army of Sokar through! Ha Ga!”

-To be continued…

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Iran Says "In a dozen years, Europe will be an Islamic continent"

From the no-shit department:

Tehran, 21 Dec. (AKI) - Europe will eventually become a Muslim continent, according to a representative of Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Seyyed Ali Khamenei.

"In a dozen years, Europe will be an Islamic continent," said Rasul Jalilzadeh on Friday as he was speaking to the basiji, a voluntary organisation in the capital Tehran.

"The Islamisation of the European continent is imminent and this step favours the arrival of the Mahdi," he said, referring to the 12th imam of Shiite Islam.

Shiites believe that the Imam Mahdi, who disppeared as an adolescent, will return to bring an end to chaos and bring universal justice.

Rasul Jalilzadeh believes that "the Islamisation of Europe is one of the consequences of the Islamic revolution in Iran" in that "the messages and values that this revolution has transmitted to the Europeans, to convince them "to abandon their current faiths and convert to Shiite Islam [or be killed-ed]."

Yeah, these guys having nukes will certainly make the Middle East more stable.

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Enthusiastic Supporters at Giuliani Appearance

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Ron Paul On Neil Cavuto

At 3:17 Neil asks about the $500 donation he received from a neo-Nazi, and Paul PWNS him.

-T

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Religion of Peace™ Says "Wear a Headscarf or Die"

Hojatolislam Gholam Reza Hassani, functionally the spokesman of Ayatollah Khamenei-the Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran- says woman that don't wear a hijab should be killed, along with their husbands and fathers:

"Women who do not respect the hijab and their husbands deserve to die," said Hassani, who leads Friday prayers in the city of Urumieh, in Iranian Azerbaijan.

"I do not understand how these women who do not respect the hijab, 28 years after the birth of the Islamic Republic, are still alive," he said.

"These women and their husbands and their fathers must die,"

O.K. to put the scale of this guys statement and how many followers it affects in a very rough perspective compared to Christianity; imagine if tomorrow, the Patriarch of Constantinople, head of the Eastern Orthodox Church (he's like the Pope to the former East-Block commie countries), called for the execution of women and their families for not following the Orthodox religious dress code.

In a related matter, WHY do I have to write about this sort of thing in the year 2007?

-T

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Patriots Proud Of Defeating Whoever That Last Team Was

Gotta love The Onion:

FOXBOROUGH, MA—Patriots quarterback Tom Brady diplomatically emphasized that defeating whoever it was they had just played gave him and his teammates a great sense of accomplishment during his post-game press conference Sunday. "It's always very satisfying to get out there and get a win against…against those guys," Brady said, adding that it was a mistake to take those other guys for granted as they were capable of making a few plays. "They definitely had some sort of game plan, and they were running around fairly fast out there. We overcame a lot to triumph over, uh, you know, them." According to Brady, the Patriots still need to correct a number of mistakes during the week's practices, execute better, and prepare for that one team they have to defeat next.

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Ron Paul on Mad Money

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Help The Police

I could so be this dude in a few years, it's scary:



I would never name my heir "Jasper" though, and doom him to a life of homosexuality and Zoloft. No... something like "Magnum Ironside Masterson."

To the (Asian) females out there, I will care for you and your family the rest of your lives if you let me name our male child Magnum Ironside Masterson. Think about it, and get back to me.

-Tommy

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National Health Care

I had an idea while I was driving home from work today. When it comes to a socialized health care system, the main issue seems to be the 30-40 Million Americans that earn too much to qualify for assistance, and earn too little to pay for insurance. I agree that something needs to be done for these people, but at the same time it's not fair that the government loots my paycheck every week. This is what I propose for a start:

Delinquent medical bills concerning non-elective procedures can not be reported on your credit record.

Thoughts?

-Tommy

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The Ron Paul Blimp Takes Flight

(See more pics here)

From the Houston Chronicle:

WASHINGTON — Ron Paul, the GOP presidential contender from Lake Jackson, used to be a low-budget kind of guy, flying commercially to reach campaign stops and buying campaign supplies at Sam's Club.

But now, flush with cash from an impressive online fundraising operation, the maverick Paul has upgraded his operation. He now crisscrosses the country on private charter jets. And avid supporters have even rented a blimp to spread the word about the "Ron Paul Revolution."

Once considered a minor candidate in a large field of candidates, Paul is now close to breaking a $12 million fundraising goal for the final quarter of the year as his volunteers stage an Internet money-raising event Sunday tied to the anniversary of the 1773 Boston Tea Party.

Paul, the only candidate to release up-to-the-minute tallies of campaign receipts, has raised $11.4 million for this three-month period.

If the Texas lawmaker beats his target, he will have raked in more campaign cash than the other GOP contenders did at the end of the latest reporting period, including early front-runner Rudy Giuliani, who raised $11.6 million.

Wow.

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Former Muslim Explains Why Islamists Hate America

Muslims hate The Great Satan(America) because we give money to The Jews (Israel), we are a nation of mostly Christians, and we stand in the way of a global Islamic Caliphate:



He praises the US for the good we have done for Muslims around the world, and blasts the ACLU for their anti-Christian bias.

This guy has a lot of great videos.

-T

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Any-Time Movies

Something I was thinking about tonight was how there are certain movies I'm willing to watch at any time, irregardless of what kind of mood I’m in, or how much I have been drinking. These are not movies that I actively seek to watch, but rather I think are so great, in that special way, that I have to finish watching whenever they happen to be on.

In no particular order:

Star Wars: Episode III, IV,V
Stargate
The Manhattan Project
Equilibrium
Striptease
Smokey and the Bandit
Cannonball Run
Major Payne
Predator

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Coming Soon...

This may be the greatest film ever:

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Amazing Card House

I once built a three-story card house, and was pretty proud of myself. I suck:

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Can't Touch This

Better not produce a mix-tape sampling the audio of an Islamic prayer, dhimmis:

Producer Cry Lehlaka only realised the serious error of judgment which DJs Tea and Kay had made on their latest hit house mix when he received a bomb threat.

The sound of the Muslim prayer known as the Ayat-ul-Qursi had "simply appealed" to them, so they had lifted a version of it and used it as part of their new House Therapy compilation.

But it wasn't long before Lehlaka, operations manager at the popular House Therapy production house in Pretoria, was taking calls from Muslim fans furious at the apparent blatant exploitation of a sacred verse.

Brought to you by: The Religion of Peace™(2007)

-T

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And My Mother Wonders Why I Avoid Relationships

Defense Exhibit 45,897: I came across this article tonight:

I'm a 35-year-old woman, and met a very handsome 43-year-old man named Daniel. We've been dating for five months now and still haven't slept together.

My problem is that in the beginning, Daniel asked me how many men I've slept with. Being a little scared of his reaction, I lied and told him seven. But after a few months, I could not live with the lie and finally decided to tell him the reason why I still haven't slept with him yet.

I told him I didn't want to make love because I was scared that he'd lose respect and eventually leave me like all the other men. At this point he asked me again, just how many men were there, to which I replied forty-three...

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Religious Hate Crimes in America

From the FBI. Interpret this as you will:

Of the 1,750 victims of an anti-religion hate crime:
* 65.4 percent were victims of an offender’s anti-Jewish bias.
* 11.9 percent were victims of an anti-Islamic bias.
* 4.9 percent were victims of an anti-Catholic bias.
* 3.7 percent were victims of an anti-Protestant bias.
* 0.5 percent were victims of an anti-Atheist/Agnostic bias.
* 8.4 percent were victims of a bias against other religions (anti-other religion).
* 5.3 percent were victims of a bias against groups of individuals of varying religions (anti-multiple religions, group).

One thing I would like to point out is the scale these numbers. 1750 victims works out to be 0.00058% of the current population of the U.S. This FBI data would suggest that any single person is about 17X more likely to be shot to death (including suicides and accidents) than be the victim of any type of religiously motivated hate crime in the United states.

-T

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Full Metal Jacket Elves

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UK Muslim Apostate Seeks Police Protection

This is why the left will not hesitate to rip Christianity to shreds, yet will apologize for Islam at every opportunity- Fear of reprisal:

A British imam's daughter is living in fear of her life under police protection after she received death threats from her family for converting to Christianity. The young woman, aged 32, whose father is a Muslim imam in the north of England, has moved house 45 times to escape detection by her family since she became a Christian 15 years ago.

"It is representative of some Muslims. I know the Koran says that anyone who goes away from Islam should be killed as an apostate so in some ways my family are following the Koran. They are following Islam to the word. But I do not think every Muslim would actually act on that."

Guys like this don't help.

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Michael Savage Sues CAIR

Michael Savage has filed a lawsuit against the Hamas/Muslim Brotherhood front group CAIR this week. While the crux of the suit alleges copyright infringement by CAIR, accusing them of using edited clips of Savage's radio program to induce his sponsors to pull their advertising from his program, I think that the true goal of this suit two-fold: To stop CAIR from using lawsuits to silence opposition to their Islamist agenda, and to expose CAIR's financial ties to Islamic terror organizations.

Noted liberal civil rights attorney Daniel Horowitz is representing Dr. Savage.

I love Michael, agree with him 90% of the time, and have donated to his defense fund, but I have to say that even I am turned off by his rhetoric some days... like when he says we should deploy the Army on the Mexican border with shoot-to-kill orders, intern Muslims in camps, and round up Liberals and Neo-Cons and put them on trial for treason. While I can't help but sometimes cringe when I listen to Mike, I am able to cringe because he has the right to say what he says, and I have the right to listen to him. I have the right to agree or disagree with him, or turn off his show if he goes to far. This is America.

Even if you agree with Savage 0% of the time, you should donate to Mike's cause. I make the following pledge, because free speech is the keystone of democracy: If Michael Moore, Keith Olbermann, Al Franken, or any other famous leftist personality is in a similar situation where they are forced to sue a group that has unjustly lobbied advertisers to pull out because they don't agree with their politics, I will donate an identical amount of money to their legal defense.

-Tommy

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Why Muslims Are Pissed

I guess this post seems to make no sense at all. There is an anti-Islamic theme, but that's not really the point. The point I'm trying to make is that Alizee was seriously deficient when she chose to marry that pre-op transsexual over me.

Maybe there is a pro-Islam theme here... Hey, if the Pan-European-American Caliphate were established, that bisexual hermaphrodite that defiles Alizee's honorable crotch would be strung-up, and a real man like me could step in to take "his" place. I would even end-round my "no-kids" rule for this woman.

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News Flash: Clinton NH Hostage-Taker Was A Nut

When this story broke this morning, the members of HuffPo "somehow" jumped to the conclusion that this idiot was a disenfranchised Republican, who listens to Rush Limbaugh and feared the nomination of Hillary so much, that he had no choice but to invade the New Hampshire campaign office and make a political statement by taking hostages. He was probably an operative of Blackwater, and a confidant of Karl Rove, whom together plotted this action as a reverse-psychology operation to garner negative support against Hillary.

Ehh.. no. Looks like my theory was correct; the dude was the town kook:

Most neighbors say they knew Leeland E. Eisenberg as the well-dressed man who walked to a nearby convenience store every day to buy beer.

However, next-door neighbor Kitty Carlsen said she has feared him for most of the six months he and his wife, Lisa Eisenberg, lived at Brook Place, a small mobile home park off Route 108.

"He tried to start a fight with my grandson for no reason once; he threatened to punch him," she said. "He used to yell at people leaving my house for no reason."

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