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Saturday, November 04, 2006

Dante Hall

I have always been a rabid KC Chiefs fan, even when they suck. The MoD (PBUH) directed me to a great highlight video of Dante Hall on al-YouTube.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn, that was fast. You left my place, what...20 minutes ago??

11/04/2006 1:54 AM  
Blogger Venjanz said...

Some things need to be done quickly... like calling the fire department when a Muslim throws a molotov cocktail through your window, or... posting a Dante Hall video.

11/05/2006 4:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or when a redheaded ass bandit starts a grease fire.....remember use flour to put it out, not water.....dumbass

11/06/2006 2:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or when some backwoods redneck from Roach, Missouri flips the six wheeler you were riding in during your spring break...and nearly kills your ass dead before you even get your drink on...

Then you gotta open another beer VERY quickly...and thank the baby Jesus that Tolbert and his cousin The Spic decided to quit giving out rides.

His hot cousin would have been a good ride though...

11/07/2006 9:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing that needs to be done quickly is Billie's mom That bitch has so much cock lined up for her, you gotta tap it quick and get the fuck outta the way for the next guy.

11/08/2006 9:11 PM  

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