Some things need to be done quickly... like calling the fire department when a Muslim throws a molotov cocktail through your window, or... posting a Dante Hall video.
Or when some backwoods redneck from Roach, Missouri flips the six wheeler you were riding in during your spring break...and nearly kills your ass dead before you even get your drink on...
Then you gotta open another beer VERY quickly...and thank the baby Jesus that Tolbert and his cousin The Spic decided to quit giving out rides.
His hot cousin would have been a good ride though...
The only thing that needs to be done quickly is Billie's mom That bitch has so much cock lined up for her, you gotta tap it quick and get the fuck outta the way for the next guy.
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Damn, that was fast. You left my place, what...20 minutes ago??
Some things need to be done quickly... like calling the fire department when a Muslim throws a molotov cocktail through your window, or... posting a Dante Hall video.
Or when a redheaded ass bandit starts a grease fire.....remember use flour to put it out, not water.....dumbass
Or when some backwoods redneck from Roach, Missouri flips the six wheeler you were riding in during your spring break...and nearly kills your ass dead before you even get your drink on...
Then you gotta open another beer VERY quickly...and thank the baby Jesus that Tolbert and his cousin The Spic decided to quit giving out rides.
His hot cousin would have been a good ride though...
The only thing that needs to be done quickly is Billie's mom That bitch has so much cock lined up for her, you gotta tap it quick and get the fuck outta the way for the next guy.
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