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Thursday, April 27, 2006

An Open Mind…

There is a well known phrase that goes something like this:

“A mind is like a parachute, it only works if it’s open.”

I say:

“An open mind is like whore, it will let anybody in to fuck it.”

-Masterson

3 Comments:

Blogger ordinarygirl said...

Does that make a closed up mind like an old, dried up, 55 year old virgin?

4/28/2006 8:20 AM  
Blogger Venjanz said...

I am not familier with the nature of "dried up" 55 year-old virgins. Please
enlighten me, as you seem to be very familier with the subject.

4/28/2006 11:22 PM  
Blogger ordinarygirl said...

I'll let you know when I get to be 55...

5/02/2006 9:49 AM  

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