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Thursday, October 05, 2006

Commies Hold Anti-Bush Rally, Liberal Mass Media Salivates

Well it looks like thousand’s of Americans turned out nationwide today to protest against President Bush. The Communist organization The World Can’t Wait organized demonstrations across the country, and “thousands” of kook fringe left liberals took to the streets across the U.S.A.



According to the AP, there were “thousands” of anti-Bush protesters in New York, someone was arrested in Seattle concealing a rifle along with four others were arrested while “hundreds” marched, 800 protesters filled the streets of Portland, Oregon, “hundreds” in Los Angeles, Caliphornia, and “dozens” at UNC. Wow a protest of maybe 5,000 (that’s being generous) spread across the United States, a nation of nearly 300,000,000. That about .000017% of the American population; what a rally! A protest 14X as large would not even fill all the seats at Arrowhead Stadium.

Who were these people?


I always find it highly amusing when people in free countries demonstrate in favor of Communism. Don’t these morons know that in their Ideal Socialist Utopia, any dissent would be immediately crushed violently by The Party? It’s the same thing when you see Western women (whom would universally describe themselves as feminists) holding up placards and waving flags supporting Hezbollah and Hamas. If you asked one of them if they wished to live under Sharia law, they would stare at you blankly for a moment with their bloodshot, glassy eyes, and then shout in your face, “Bush sucks!”

I digress. I figured that a protest involving a few thousand people nationwide across America would not garner much attention from the press, but I should have known better. Anything that the Liberal Mass Media can report that’s anti-Bush will be reported ad nauseam: Even a few thousand kook pseudo-hippie scumbags begging Socialists and/or Islamists to take away their civil and human rights.

I searched Google News for the AP headline “Thousands Nationwide Protest Bush”


I hope the leftist swine keep hyping these non-stories, it will almost ensure yet another Republican victory this November. I am no fan of the Republican’s, but they are far better than the socialist radicals that the Dem’s intend to put in office.


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-Masterson

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Mr. Cotton Picker, when you gettin' paid? Reckon' as soon as your sack gets weighed.

Led Zeppelin is a nice choice, but I would expect a man of your "politik" to be drawn more towards the musical landscape of artists such as Bushwick Bill, 2 Live Crew, or possibly even a healthy does of N.W.A. every now and again.

"Strawberry, strawberry...the neighbahood Ho..."

I once knew a man who could play Led Zeppelin by the light of a lamp, whilst I consumed copious amounts of malt liquor under the watchful eye of the ghetto bird.

Nevertheless Masterson, please understand that the Dayton Family are real The Truth, and that their venjanz shall reign supreme over you and your sidekick known as the MOD. AKA...Medallion..."Ping!"

I'm out for now, but I shall return...for I have many more words of widsom that shall set you free from your decadant state of sin...a state that has seen you partner with the likes of red headed fuck tards who simulate important football games...and better yet...those who believe in the power of Mel Gray.

P.S. A shout out to the the M.O.D. Don't think for a moment that we don't know his true identity either...for only a man of his caliber could have played such a speedy right field. Note that I said "we" Masterson, not "I". For WE truly are everywhere...and anywhere...at any particular time. We may see you on Metcalf, or on Quivira, or possibly even Lenexa...where you have roots...but I suspect we shall see each other again in cyberspace...

May Chasey Lain forever live in your dreams...and Asia Carrera forever haunt your thoughts...

Sincerely,
Ricky Ortiz Is A Fag

10/07/2006 10:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello Mr. Cotton Picker, when you gettin' paid? Reckon as soon as your sack gets weighed.

Led Zeppelin is a nice choice, but we figured a man of your "politik" would be more inclined to enjoy the tunes of artists such as Bushwick Bill, Eazy-Muthafuckin'-E, or possibly N.W.A.

"Strawberry, Strawberry...the neighbahood ho..."

After all, they had quite a bit to say about the state of this world, and all of these social concerns that you currently speak of. How do you think Bushwick would have handled the War on Terror? We bet he would have popped a cap in Osama's bitch ass...that's what we think.

Shout out to the M.O.D. That fool has been runnin' from Bluejacket to Lenexa for quite some time now, just bangin' back booze and keepin' all the phat white pussy to himself. What up wit dat M.O.D? I like the acronym M.O.D, but I like to refer to him as "Medallion...Ping!!!" Is that skinny, dark haired fool still smokin' The Chronic? I know he likes to roll like dat.

Back to Led Zeppelin though Masterson. I once knew a man who played guitar by the light of a lamp, he was quite good. It was sometimes hard to hear due to the sounds of the ghetto bird overhead, but life was rough back in the day...with only an Ice Man in my hand, and some Ramen Noodles in my bowl.

We'll see you around Masterson...perhaps when you pull off onto Metcalf every day, or maybe when you go for a pack of smokes at the gas station next to Sun Publications...a bastion of liberal publications that truly need your editorial guidance.

Venjanz Masterson, and know we are watching you...protecting you...and secretly helping to fund your cause celeb of neo-con brilliance.

Kill 'em all, and let Reagan sort 'em out, I say.

Please ignore the other poster on here who made fun of your conservative viewpoints, for he is a flaming fuck tard homosexual.

Mel Gray forever...and may the M.O.D. also know that we know his true identity too. Proof you ask? Well...ask him if he's talked to "Paul" lately. You know...the Paul who once had a motorcycle in his apartment.

Happy Halloween Masterson, and don't forget, we are there protecting you from the evil liberal fag that posted before us. We shall return...and dominate his ass...just like we dominated his mom.


Love,
Ricky Ortiz's balls

10/07/2006 10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello Mr. Cotton Picker, when you gettin' paid? Reckon as soon as your sack gets weighed.

Led Zeppelin is a nice choice, but we figured a man of your "politik" would be more inclined to enjoy the tunes of artists such as Bushwick Bill, Eazy-Muthafuckin'-E, or possibly N.W.A.

"Strawberry, Strawberry...the neighbahood ho..."

After all, they had quite a bit to say about the state of this world, and all of these social concerns that you currently speak of. How do you think Bushwick would have handled the War on Terror? We bet he would have popped a cap in Osama's bitch ass...that's what we think.

Shout out to the M.O.D. That fool has been runnin' from Bluejacket to Lenexa for quite some time now, just bangin' back booze and keepin' all the phat white pussy to himself. What up wit dat M.O.D? I like the acronym M.O.D, but I like to refer to him as "Medallion...Ping!!!" Is that skinny, dark haired fool still smokin' The Chronic? I know he likes to roll like dat.

Back to Led Zeppelin though Masterson. I once knew a man who played guitar by the light of a lamp, he was quite good. It was sometimes hard to hear due to the sounds of the ghetto bird overhead, but life was rough back in the day...with only an Ice Man in my hand, and some Ramen Noodles in my bowl.

We'll see you around Masterson...perhaps when you pull off onto Metcalf every day, or maybe when you go for a pack of smokes at the gas station next to Sun Publications...a bastion of liberal publications that truly need your editorial guidance.

Venjanz Masterson, and know we are watching you...protecting you...and secretly helping to fund your cause celeb of neo-con brilliance.

Kill 'em all, and let Reagan sort 'em out, I say.

Please ignore the other poster on here who made fun of your conservative viewpoints, for he is a flaming fuck tard homosexual.

Mel Gray forever...and may the M.O.D. also know that we know his true identity too. Proof you ask? Well...ask him if he's talked to "Paul" lately. You know...the Paul who once had a motorcycle in his apartment.

Happy Halloween Masterson, and don't forget, we are there protecting you from the evil liberal fag that posted before us. We shall return...and dominate his ass...just like we dominated his mom.


Love,
Reagan and Co.

10/07/2006 10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With all of this hub-bub about Zepplin and N.W.A. I feel it's only proper to include other musical genious in this discussion. How about the great White Chocolate? This mother fucker had the ability to flow like the juice that ran down his momma's leg when he was born. I mean straight up "Gangsta" shit, mother fucker. With songs about Hitler and the Great White Hope, his lyrics spoke to a view people in the Metroplex. A true musical genious that will be inducted to the Fuck Tard Hall of Fame in the near future.

Another musical icon I would like to mention is DA-Invisible Pimp! Holy Shit what can I say about this cocksucker? Not much, so on to another topic.

The Left shall rise and over take the Right. We're just trying to do the White thing here. All hale Bill Riccio. Riccio/Clinton shall take over the mess left in Washington by oil loving mongers known as the the "A-1 Fuck Tards!" Weapons of mass descruction? I say making daddy proud.

"A confidence man, but why so beleaguered? He's not a leader, he's a Texas Leaguer. Swinging for the fences, got lucky with a strike. Drilling for fear. Makes the job simple. Born on the third, thinks he got a triple."

Great words by a man who can be my president. We are armed with more words and other stuff to take down the Bush administration. The Negroes in the forest brightly feathered
They are saying, "Forget the night.
Live with us in forests of azure.
Out here on the perimeter there are no stars
Out here we is stoned - immaculate."

Masterson come to your senses and make wise decisions for you and yours.

We Love You,
S.G.P.

P.S. Make your car be filled with newspapers and empty cigarette boxes.

10/08/2006 5:06 PM  
Anonymous Mod said...

Ah, our friend is very clever, but it seems his judgement has failed him! He has mistaken me for that sleazy little scumbag The Krow. I had more faith in the guy than I should have. Maybe he didn't read your Non-Sequitors post, I find it hard to believe that he could have thought such gems of wisdom could come from that mealey mouthed, pot-brained, male whore that he calls Medallion!

Listen up Wolfman! M.O.D. isn't a nickname, its a way of life!

10/09/2006 9:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The top 5 people who have influenced me:

1. Chasey Lain - One of the most classically beautiful women ever to appear in adult films, Chasey Lain has a winning smile, long light brown hair and a trim, dance-sculpted figure. She was working as a stripper in Florida and took note of the kinds of money porn actresses made when they appeared for short dancing engagements. Eventually Alexis De Vell helped convince her to head west and go for the big bucks, which is exactly what she did. She turned in a couple of non-sex performances in County Line (1993) (V) and Real TIckeTS 1 (1994) (V), whetting the appetites of fans and producers alike. Her stunning features promptly landed her an exclusive contract with Wicked Pictures, and stardom awaited. Her first hardcore appearance, a starring role in The Original Wicked Woman (1993) (V), may be the first before-and-after boob job-themed film - she got hers done during shooting, adding a very interesting "touch."

2. Charles "Chuck/The Ice Man" Liddell - Charles David Liddell (born December 17, 1969 in Santa Barbara, California), popularly referred to as Chuck Liddell, and also known as "The Iceman," is a mixed martial artist with a background in Koei-Kan Karate-Do, Kickboxing and Collegiate Wrestling. He currently fights in the Ultimate Fighting Championship and is the UFC Light Heavyweight Champion.
Primarily a striker, Liddell prides himself on his wrestling skills which he learned while attending Cal Poly San Luis Obispo, where he earned a degree in business and accounting. He is a fearsome opponent both standing up and on the ground, and has endeared himself as a fan favorite. Liddell is associated with the Pitfight team and was also featured in American Head Charge's music video for the song "Cowards".

3. Adolphus Busch - In 1864, Adolphus Busch joined the fledgling brewery that would later become Anheuser-Busch.

While the company´s early years were demanding, Adolphus Busch proved up to the challenge. His keen vision, bold initiative, marketing savvy and passionate commitment to quality were his legacy to those who followed, and the high standards he established have been adhered to by each succeeding generation.

Today, Anheuser-Busch produces the two best-selling beers in the world, Budweiser and Bud Light, operates 12 breweries in the United States and has operations around the globe.

4. Tennesse Ernie Ford -Born in Bristol, Tennessee, Ford began his radio career as an announcer at station WOPI in Bristol, leaving in 1939 to study classical music and voice at the Cincinnati Conservatory of Music. 1st Lieut. Ford served in World War II as the bombardier on a B-29 Superfortress flying missions over Japan. After the war, Ford worked at radio stations in San Bernardino and Pasadena, Calif. In San Bernardino, hired as a radio announcer, Ernest J. Ford did the news and general announcing. He was assigned the job of hosting an early morning country music disc jockey program titled "Bar Nothin' Ranch." To differentiate himself, he created the personality of "Tennessee Ernie," a wild, madcap exaggerated hillbilly. He became popular in the area and was soon hired away by Pasadena's KXLA radio.

Therkindrick - Black ass pipe hittin' nigga.

10/10/2006 8:40 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

Note to Right-wing Blogosphere commenters, this looks like a place for dumpter-divers to fine prime examples of left-wing whack jobs.

I was going to comment on the post, but the current comments are so insane, I decided to opt out.

10/13/2006 3:18 PM  
Blogger Venjanz said...

Yeah, very odd posts. Looks like somebody did several different drafts of a post and submitted them all... I'm pretty sure I know who did it, MC K ;)

10/13/2006 6:58 PM  
Anonymous mod said...

These nonsensical ravings are just the result of a reunion of Tommy's old cronies whom have not spoken in years. Probably the result of beer too.

10/14/2006 9:52 AM  

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