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Thursday, October 12, 2006

Decode the Liberal Media

This is a short list of dishonest “code words” you see in liberal writings, rants, and (gasp!) even some news articles by the Mass Media... this is what they really mean.

“Gang” = Black or Mexican (in America; in Europe see ‘Youth’)

“Progressive” = Socialist/Marxist/Maoist/Leninist/liberal, i.e. Democratic Party

“Youth” = Young Muslim man (especially in Europe and Australia)

“Immigrant/Migrant Workers”
= Illegal Aliens

“Combatants/Insurgents” = Islamic Terrorists

“Working Class”= Lower-Middle Class (what, the ‘middle class’ and ‘rich’ don’t work?)

“Conservative” = Republican/Any person that criticizes the Mass Media

“Hate Speech” = Any opinion critical or Muslims, homosexuals, minorities or Democrats, etc.

“The Rich” = Republicans/Conservatives

“Sexist”
= Any opinion that opposes radical feminist ideology

“Islamophobe” = Any person who is critical of Islam

“Homophobe” = Any person who is critical of homosexuals

“Racist” = Any opinion that is critical of any ethnic minority

“Hate Crime” = Any criminal act committed by a heterosexual white person against any homosexual, religious or ethnic minority (not applicable in reverse)

Please feel free to submit more.

-Masterson

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are the definitions for "rogue", "breaking news", "revelatory", "socially responsible", and "alleged"?

10/12/2006 10:03 AM  
Blogger Venjanz said...

"Alleged" = Everybody knows there guilty, but we are afraid of libel

"Socially Responsible" = Self-Censorship (the recent events in Germany are a good example)

"Rogue" = (as in 'Rogue State') Iran, N. Korea

"Breaking News" = This is the most interesting thing we have to
broadcast at the moment

"Revelatory" = Forged/Non-Relevan, but we will make it seem so

10/12/2006 1:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Breaking News" = we're not sure if anything we're reporting is correct yet because we haven't taken enough time to figure out what's going on yet

10/12/2006 3:03 PM  
Blogger Venjanz said...

Aye!

10/12/2006 10:45 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

Wow. For someone who is usually clear-headed, you're completely on-tilt on this one.

First, you accuse the Liberal media of buzzwords, and embark in buzzwords grossly. (Progressive=Marxism ... please!).

Second, you say this is how "Liberal" media uses these terms, and you cite examples, but don't in any way prove that these media are "liberal."

Maybe this is all just a joke? If so, it's definitely funny. :)

10/13/2006 3:16 PM  
Blogger Venjanz said...

Like a succesful jokes, this contains a grain of truth. You have to admit that in general the media goes too far with the PC crap.

10/13/2006 6:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, ive never heard of anyone calling Tommy clear headed before. If you are looking for a clear headed point of view, I believe "The Truth" is the wrong place to be.

10/14/2006 9:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Media is often too PC. I'll agree with you there! All this talk about media bias got me blogging on the topic as well. Not quite with your flair, though. LOL

10/17/2006 11:44 PM  

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