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Friday, November 10, 2006

News of the Week

Well it’s been a damn interesting week! I can’t believe what happened! I almost cried, really I almost did. The greatest catastrophe since Hurricane Katrina happened this week:

Brittany filed for divorce from K-Fed! Why did this bitch have 2 kids before I had a crack at her? Ahh well… shit! I am devastated! I nearly can’t go on writing this post...

Also in the news… The KC Chiefs are now #9 in the NFL power rankings! Booyakasha! How hard-core is the AFC West? The Chargers are in 7th place and the Broncos are # 3. Of the 32 teams in the NFL, 1/3 of the top 9 are from the same division; has that ever happened before? I need to consult one of these statisticians that can pull numbers out of their ass like “The Chiefs are 17-1 at home in November in the last 20 years when it’s cloudy vs. a NFC East Team,” … who has that job?

In more news, Australia is facing the worst drought in their history, and in the U.K. a bunch of the barbarian Muslim jihadists that were holding those protest placards that read “Behead Those Who Insult Islam”, and “Europe you will pay, you 9/11 is on it’s way” have been convicted of… I’m not sure what but, the Brits are locking them up.

Anything else… Oh yeah, here in America there was a mid-term election this week. I made a video about it:


Oh, two more things! CNN/Money just rated Overland Park to be the 6th best place to live in the county! I will have to spend some money at www.hire-a-muslim-mob.com to get us to #1! This week in the KC Star, Lady Sovereign was featured in the FYI section, there was 2 huge pictures of her and everything. Incredible, I think I have a crush on her chav ass.

-T Masterson

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are you talking about? The Left rising will better our country and the universe. In two years we will have a black president. Get in tune with the times. The world is changing and you should change your underwear along with it! No more lies. Weapons of mass descruction? Still trying to figure that one out. North Korea? Saddam wasn't there. This is the worst presidency (if you call it that) in the history of our country. The numbers do not lie. Nice approval rating GW. So go on with your propoganda about the Liberal slang. We are in the drivers seat. All hail Hillary!

Love Always,

SGP

11/11/2006 12:50 AM  
Anonymous Jim said...

I think it would be interesting to compare the Bush Administration with the CCCP. I bet I could find more commonalities there than when Clinton was President, or during the next 2 years.

I agree with SGP, except the All Hail Hillary part.

11/16/2006 2:33 PM  
Blogger Venjanz said...

HEHE SGP is a troll that I am allowing to comment here... for now.

Black president in 2 years? I can dig it if it's Ice-T or Larry Elder

11/16/2006 11:14 PM  

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