Katt Williams Pimp Chronicles Vol. 1

(Very NSFW)

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History Channel: 9/11 Fact or Fiction?

This is the best copy I could find. Low res, but watchable:



(90 min)

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KC Woman Tries to Flush Newborn at Mc Donalds

"And I think to my self, what a wonderful world,"

By CHRISTINE VENDEL
The Kansas City Star

A baby born in a toilet at a McDonald’s suffered no injuries from the water or the mother’s reported attempts to flush the toilet, police said Tuesday.

The premature baby, who was born at an estimated 32 weeks of gestation, was in stable condition at a hospital Tuesday. Kansas City police said they expected the infant to survive.

Police continued Tuesday to investigate the circumstances of his birth about 12:30 p.m. Monday inside the restaurant at 3741 Broadway. No charges had been filed Tuesday against the 20-year-old mother, a McDonald’s employee.

Co-workers and police gave this account:

While working in the drive-through area, the woman appeared to be in pain and said she needed to use the restroom. When she had not returned in 15 minutes, another employee checked on her and asked what was wrong.

“You don’t even want to know,” the woman reportedly responded from behind a closed stall door. Later, she said that she was bleeding and opened the bathroom stall door to show the co-worker.

The co-worker thought the woman was suffering a miscarriage and told a manager to call 911.

Paramedics responded to the call and talked to the woman, who still was on the toilet. She reportedly told them she had “flushed three times but that it would not go down.”

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B.D.S. Central

From the MoD:

Here's a blog by a kick ass photoshopping song writer. They are super duper talented. He really knows what he's doing too. He figured that having to click through a bunch of archived shit was just annoying, so being the brilliant web designer he is, theres only ONE PAGE! This means it takes quite a while to load, but its well worth it. So click the link, go make a cup of tea, do some laundry, come back and enjoy!

Don't miss the Rush, Oreiley, and Hannity Klansmen, or the Nazi Anne Coulter! But the best is at the top of the page...Who needs t#$rrists when you have republicans! showing a picture of the bridge collapsing. Just classy.

But here are a few of my favorites -

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7464/1287/320/nazi_bush.jpg
http://www.bartcop.com/time-cover-w-resigns.jpg

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A Liberal Quandary

Tens of thousands of girls every year have their genitals mutilated for religious or cultural reasons, but the men doing this are all Muslim Arabs or Africans... What’s a good progressive to think?! I, as a Liberal, have to actively support any culture that’s non-Caucasian or Christian, but these people are chopping up the sex organs of women for "moral" reasons...

Zosia Bielski, National Post
Published: Saturday, August 25, 2007

Academia's fixation on cultural sensitivity is changing the debate around female genital mutilation, with a growing number of professors and women's rights activists becoming hesitant to condemn the practice.

Where feminists rallied against the operation from the pages of Ms. magazine in the 1970s, today's critics are infinitely more cautious, with most suggesting that the Western world butt out until Muslim African communities are ready to reconsider what they are doing to their daughters.

The shift in attitudes about the practice-- which in the worst of cases involves the carving out of a woman's clitoris and inner labia and can cause lifelong urinary tract infections, sterility and even death -- comes at a time when high-profile victims of the operation such as writer Ayaan Hirsi Ali and model Waris Dirie, both Somalis, have launched very public campaigns against the practice.

"Yeah, but CHRISTIANS did this, that, and the other thing, blah blah" in 5... 4... 3...

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Miss Teen SC on Education and Foreign Aid

She mentions nothing about the plight of the Jews in Shi Lanka, however:



(Via Jawa Report)

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Hitch on Bush's VFW Speech

Very nice article from The Boss:

Then, addressing the convention of the Veterans of Foreign Wars last week, the President came thundering down the pike to announce that a defeat in Iraq would be - guess what? - another Vietnam. As my hand smacks my brow, and as I ask myself not for the first time if Mr Bush suffers from some sort of political death wish, I quickly restate the reasons why he is wrong to join with his most venomous and ignorant critics in making this case.

1) The Vietminh, later the Vietnamese NLF, were allies of the United States and Britain against the Axis during the Second World War. The Iraqi Baath party was on the other side.

2) Ho Chi Minh quoted Thomas Jefferson in proclaiming Vietnam's own declaration of independence, a note that has hardly been struck in Baathist or jihadist propaganda.

3) Vietnam was resisting French colonialism and had defeated it by 1954 at Dien Bien Phu; the real 'war' was therefore over before the US even landed troops in the country.

4) The subsequent conflict was fought to preserve an imposed partition of a country striving to reunify itself; if anything, the Iraqi case is the reverse.

5) The Vietnamese leadership appealed to the UN: the Saddamists and their jihadist allies murdered the first UN envoy to arrive in Iraq, saying that he was fit only for death because he had assisted in securing the independence of East Timor from Indonesia.

6) Vietnam never threatened any other country; Iraq under Saddam invaded two of its neighbours and declared one of them (Kuwait) to be part of Iraq itself.

7) Vietnam was a victim of chemical and ecological warfare; Iraq was the perpetrator of such illegal methods and sought to develop even worse nuclear and biological ones.

8) Vietnam neither sponsored nor encouraged terrorist tactics beyond its borders; Iraq under Saddam was a haven for Abu Nidal and other random killers and its 'insurgents' now proclaim war on Hindus, Jews, unbelievers and the wrong sort of Muslim.

9) There has for years been a 'people's war' fought by genuine guerrillas in Iraq; it is the war of liberation conducted by Kurdish fighters against genocide and dictatorship. Inconveniently for all analogies, these fighters are ranged on the side of the US and Britain.

10) The Iraqi Communist party and the Iraqi labour movement advocated the overthrow of Saddam (if not necessarily by Bush), a rather conspicuous difference from the situation in Indochina. These forces still form a part of the tenuous civil society that is fighting to defend itself against the parties of God.

11) The American-sponsored regimes in Vietnam tended, among other things, to be strongly identified with one confessional minority (Catholic) to the exclusion of secular, nationalist and Buddhist forces. The elected government in Iraq may have a sectarian hue, but at least it draws upon hitherto repressed majority populations - Kurds and Shias - and at least the American embassy works as a solvent upon religious and ethnic divisions rather than an inciter of them.

12) President Eisenhower admitted that if there had ever been a fair election in Vietnam, it would have been won by Ho Chi Minh; the Baath party's successors refused to participate in the Iraqi elections and their jihadist allies declared that democracy was an alien concept and threatened all voters with murder.

13) The Americans in Vietnam employed methods ('search and destroy'; 'body count') and weapons (napalm, Agent Orange) that targeted civilians. Today, those who make indiscriminate war on the innocent show their hand on the streets of Baghdad and are often the proxies of neighbouring dictatorships or of international gangster organisations.

(Posted on LGF)

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CAIR Silences Christian Critic of Islam

A Christian televangelist was fired this week because he was trying to tell people about the truth of Islam:

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. -- A Christian televangelist who harshly criticizes Islam and other religions said Friday that his late-night program is being pulled off the air because of pressure from a Muslim group.

Earlier this month, officials from the Council on American Islamic Relations wrote a letter to the TV station's owners asking for an investigation of the show it broadcasts, "Live Prayer with Bill Keller."

In a May 2 broadcast, the televangelist said Islam was a "1,400-year-old lie from the pits of hell" and called the Prophet Muhammad a "murdering pedophile." He also called the Quran a "book of fables and a book of lies."

Islam 201 time.

FACT: Muhammed (May he burn in Hell) fucked a 9-year-old girl:

Bukhari vol. 7, #88:

The prophet wrote the (marriage contract) with Aisha while she was six years old and consummated his marriage with her while she was nine years old and she remained with him for nine years.

FACT: Muhammed (May he suck a pig's cock) ordered and this murder(and was directly responsible for many many more):

Bukhari, vol. 5, #369

Allah's messenger said "Who is willing to kill Ka`b bin al-Ashraf who has hurt Allah and His apostle?" Thereupon Maslama got up saying, "O Allah's messenger! Would you like that I kill him?" The prophet said, "Yes". Maslama said, "Then allow me to say a (false) thing (i.e. to deceive Ka`b). The prophet said, "You may say it."

Maslama went to Ka`b and said, "That man (i.e. Muhammad) demands Sadaqa (i.e. Zakat) [taxes] from us, and he has troubled us, and I have come to borrow something from you." On that, Ka`b said, "By Allah, you will get tired of him!" Maslama said, "Now as we have followed him, we do not want to leave him unless and until we see how his end is going to be. Now we want you to lend us a camel load or two of food." Ka`b said, "Yes, but you should mortgage something to me." Maslama and his companion said, "What do you want?" Ka`b replied, "Mortgage your women to me." They said, "How can we mortgage our women to you and you are the most handsome of the Arabs?" Ka`b said, "Then mortgage your sons to me." They said, "How can we mortgage our sons to you? Later they would be abused by the people's saying that so and so has been mortgaged for a camel load of food. That would cause us great disgrace, but we will mortgage our arms to you."

Maslama and his companion promised Ka`b that Maslama would return to him. He came to Ka`b at night along with Ka`b's foster brother, Abu Na'ila. Ka`b invited them to come into his fort and then he went down to them. His wife asked him, "Where are you going at this time?" Ka`b replied, None but Maslama and my (foster) brother Abu Na'ila have come." His wife said, "I hear a voice as if blood is dropping from him." Ka`b said, "They are none by my brother Maslama and my foster brother Abu Na'ila. A generous man should respond to a call at night even if invited to be killed."

Maslama went with two men. So Maslama went in together with two men, and said to them, "When Ka`b comes, I will touch his hair and smell it, and when you see that I have got hold of his head, strike him. I will let you smell his head."

Ka`b bin al-Ashraf came down to them wrapped in his clothes, and diffusing perfume. Maslama said, "I have never smelt a better scent than this." Ka`b replied, "I have got the best Arab women who know how to use the high class of perfume." Maslama requested Ka`b "Will you allow me to smell your head?" Ka`b said "yes." Maslama smelt it and made his companions smell it as well. Then he requested Ka`b again, "Will you let me (smell your head)?" Ka`b said "Yes". When Maslama got a strong hold of him, he said (to his companions) "Get at him!" So they killed him and went to the prophet and informed him."

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I Need a Drink

Point and counterpoint:

Since the late 1960s, much of the North Atlantic Ocean has become less salty, in part due to increases in fresh water runoff induced by global warming, scientists say.

—Michael Schirber, LiveScience, 29 June 2005

The surface waters of the North Atlantic are getting saltier, suggests a new study of records spanning over 50 years. They found that during this time, the layer of water that makes up the top 400 metres has gradually become saltier. The seawater is probably becoming saltier due to global warming, Boyer says.

—Catherine Brahic, New Scientist, 23 August 2007

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Where are the Reverends?

A quick question: Where is Jessie and Al?

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Ramadan is Three Weeks Away: Purchase Your Kafir Survival Kit Now!

Once again, the start of the Muslim holy month of Ramadan is nearly upon us. For kafirs in Europe, particularly in France, the Low Countries, and Scandinavia, this can be a time of great trepidation.





We at Tommy Masterson, LLC realize that as a member of the non-Muslim community, you may fear the coming storm of “Asian youths”, “protesters”, and “demonstrators” that may arrive in your neighborhoods without warning during this Muslim holy month of fasting, prayer, reflection. As your progressive socialist governments will now allow you to defend yourselves with firearms, or even criticize The Religion of Peace™, we have prepared for you a kit that will help you get through this trial by fire.

No Ramadan kit is complete without a basic first-aide package to treat cuts from breaking windows, bruises from rocks, or burns from Molotov cocktails:


It ain't Ramadan without a huge fire! Prevent your infidel house or business from being the first burnt down with this fire extinguisher:


Eventually, the police stop making love, drinking wine, and eating cheese, and decide to do something about the 7th century barbarians wrecking their city. When they come out, they usually bring the CS gas. Sometimes these gas canisters are misfired, or thrown by the "youths" back at the police. If you are in the way, don't leave home without your Ramadan gas mask!


This kit is available from www.thoughshit/goodbyedhimmies/.us. cum for only € 79.95.

Supplies are limited, act now.

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Maids Attack Saudi Children With Black Magic, Muslims Pissed Off

Eh, yeah...

RIYADH (Reuters) - Saudi police have detained an Indonesian maid after two of her colleagues were killed on suspicion they were involved in black magic, an Indonesian diplomat and newspapers said on Wednesday.

Four maids were attacked this month by seven members of a Saudi household in Aflaj, a desert village south of Riyadh, and two of them died. Saudi papers have said seven Saudis were detained over the incident.

One of the survivors, Tari Tarsim, 27, was taken into custody by police on Monday, an Indonesian diplomat told Reuters.

"The family suspected them of practising magic -- "sihr" -- on one of their children who got ill. They suspected one of the four ladies was doing magic," the diplomat said.

Wow.

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Sex Sells

Sex sells everything, as we all know. Sex even sells t-shirts marketed to Conservatives (hey, we like sex too)



These are a couple of ads you will find in the side bar on many Conservative blogs for WWW.thoseshirts.com.

One problem that I personally have with this site is that you can also buy this shirt:



Look, please don't use beautiful half-naked vapid bimbos to sell me a t-shirt with a Conservative slogan, and then at the same time sell an anti-abortion shirt on your site.

Look at those ho's! I want to do many things with them, but a political discussion or raising a child is not the first thing that comes to mind.

-T

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Some Things Never Change

Here is a newspaper article from 1707:

Disturbing Rise in Pirate Attacks

Britain is being urged to do more to tackle the problem of pirates after they carried out a record number of violent attacks. In the first six months of this year, there were 238 attacks against seafarers, compared with 198 in the same period...

Just kidding, this was posted today.

-T

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Huffington Post Memebers on Fred Thompson

**This is my 300th post. **
According to the Huffington Post, Fred Thompson is an old, sickly, “Republiscum” pedophile, who is a Smirky McChip (Bush) clone, supported only by incestuous red-necks. A fascist weasel, Fred seeks to continue the failed policies of Chimpy McFucknuts (Bush), by stealing yet another election.

I wish I was making this up. Don’t these idiots realize that with every comment, they make it harder to elect one of their socialist candidates?

-Tommy

Previously from the Huffington Post:
Right Wing Conspiracy Gets $1100
Bush Caused Bridge Collapse
Kansas Deserved F-5 Tornado

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Al-Jazeera: Bush to Blame for Darfur Genocide

I'm sure this plays well to the masses who live in Muslim countries where Al-Jazeera is the only world news source, but this is beyond insane:

heikh Sadeq Abdallah bin Al-Majed: "The Americans in particular. The reason is that they studied this region extensively - the Darfur region in particular - and realized that it is full of treasures, the likes of which have never been found elsewhere in Sudan."

Interviewer: "So in your opinion, the Americans are behind what is happening in Darfur?"

Sheikh Sadeq Abdallah bin Al-Majed: "Yes. They are behind all the tragedies that are taking place in Darfur."

"I Would Not Accept [A Christian As Ruler of Sudan]"

Interviewer: "Would you accept a Christian as the ruler of Sudan, now that peace accords have been signed here?"

Sheikh Sadeq Abdallah bin Al-Majed: "I would not accept this."

Interviewer: "Even if he is elected by the people?"

Sheikh Sadeq Abdallah bin Al-Majed: "If he is elected by the people, and this becomes a reality, then that's it - this will be the reality. But if you ask for my opinion - no."

Interviewer: "Why not? What is the reason for this?"

Sheikh Sadeq Abdallah bin Al-Majed: "Islam does not permit a non-Muslim to rule over Muslims."

Vaccinations Are Freemason and Jewish Conspiracy

Interviewer: "You issued a fatwa prohibiting the vaccination of children, claiming it is a conspiracy of the Jews and Freemasons. Is this true?"

Sheikh Sadeq Abdallah bin Al-Majed: "This is 100% true."

Interviewer: "How come?"

Sheikh Sadeq Abdallah bin Al-Majed: "I followed this issue in several shocking articles, which failed to shock anyone in the government."

Interviewer: "But where did you get the information about a conspiracy?"

"[By Banning Vaccinations,] Thousands Of Children Were Saved from the Claws of the Jewish Movement, which is Represented by the [Freemasons]"

OH NOES!!1! Not the infamous Jew-claw!

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Superbad

***Usually I would start with a disclaimer about spoilers, but it’s a comedy about some high school seniors trying to get laid, so no need. Besides, this is an endorsement, not a review***



I just got back from seeing Superbad. Hot Fuzz is still the best comedy of the year, but this was DAMN CLOSE, and I’m kind of a movie snob, so that’s saying a lot. I thought the writing and screenplay were brilliant, considering that this is a very old and tired plot. There was even a scene (with the period blood) where I spit out my drink and ruined the rest of my popcorn, I was laughing so hard.

Jonah Hill was fantastic in this, playing Hardy to Cera’s Laural. This is a film that most people can relate to on some level, and there were times that I thought that this movie was a biographical epic about me and the MoD.

As good as Hill and Cera were, the show was stolen by Bill Hader and Seth Rogen, playing two cops with, eh, questionable theories on law enforcement.

I have no doubt in my mind that “McLovin” references will now become common in pop-culture.

Go see this, you will not be disappointed.

-Tommy

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Why not Ron Paul?

I have to break with my Right-Wing allies when it comes to Dr. Paul. They seem to believe that Paul and Libertarians in general are just a bunch of anti-tax kooks. The left seems to support him solely because of his position on Iraq, and well I guess he’s considered the “anti-candidate” for the Republicans. I would support Ron Paul’s presidential bid in a second if I thought he had a chance. Without a long-winded explanation of his political views, I think they could be best summed up with the Libertarian mantra of “Personal freedom based on a foundation of personal responsibility”, a return to the Gold Standard, non-interventionist foreign policy, etc.

These views include:

• No “nanny state”
• Elimination of the IRS and Federal Reserve, and return to the Gold Standard
• Withdrawal from NATO, NAFTA, WTO, UN, etc.
• Legalization or at lest decriminalization of drugs
• Seal the Mexico border (really do something about it, not just lies and a ghost fence)
• Juries have the right to judge the law (if they feel the law is unjust, they can decide not to convict)
• No Federal Church vs. State laws
• No national health care
• No Welfare or Affirmative Action, or anything else that’s legal discrimination
• Net Neutrality

Basically he wants a weak Federal Government, and I couldn’t agree more.

Here is a complete list of Dr. Paul’s political views.

-Tommy

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Dean Flirts With Category 5 Strength

2 Hours ago, a Hurricane Hunter aircraft reported that Dean's minimum central pressure was 930Mb, and max sustained winds were near 150 mph, just 6mph below the category 5 threshold. How Jamaica fairs depends now on eyewall replacement cycles, but none the less; this will likely be the worst disaster in their history, if Dean stays on course.



Unless... This image represents the water vapor in the atmosphere. Whites and grays represent a moist environment, colors represent A LOT of water in the air, and black to sepia represents very dry air. Hurricanes modify their environment a great deal, but it looks like that Dean is about to entrain a lot of dry air in to it's system, which would tend to decrease it's intensity by evaporating some of the water vapor feeding it's core. Maybe. We can't say for sure.

After Jamaica, Dean will be heading for the Northern Yucatan (Cancun) and possibly passing over the Loop Current, and then in to the Gulf of Mexico. I won't pretend to know what's going to happen next week.

(Weather dorkedness... How Hurricanes Form)

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Michael Savage - How To Get Girls

This is a classic:

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Carbon Offsets Cause Global Warming

*Sigh*

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The current carbon market actually encourages cutting down some of the world's biggest forests, which would unleash tonnes of climate-warming carbon into the atmosphere, a new study reported on Monday.

Under the Kyoto Protocol aimed at stemming climate change, there is no profitable reason for the 10 countries and one French territory with 20 percent of Earth's intact tropical forest to maintain this resource, according to a study in the journal Public Library of Science Biology.

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Lego MoD

Bush is now my Minister of Disinformation, and he too made a Lego avatar:

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Hurricane Dean

Hurricane (currently Tropical Storm) Dean is forecast to strike the Lesser Antilles Friday morning, threaten Jamaica or Cuba by Sunday, the Yucatan by Monday night or Tuesday morning, then likely make a final land-fall sometime mid next week on the Gulf Coast:
(Update 8.17.07. Dean is now Cat. 4, could be Cat. 5 when it hit Jamaica)



Latest discussion from the National Hurricane Center:

THERE ARE SEEMINGLY FEW FACTORS THAT WOULD INHIBIT STRENGTHENING
DURING THE FORECAST PERIOD.  AS MENTIONED IN THE PREVIOUS
DISCUSSION...THE MODELS UNANIMOUSLY DEVELOP A LARGE UPPER-LEVEL
ANTICYCLONE OVER DEAN AS IT MOVES INTO THE CARIBBEAN SEA.
MYSTERIOUSLY...THE GFDL AND HWRF MODELS HAVE BACKED OFF ON THEIR
RESPECTIVE INTENSITY FORECASTS.  HOWEVER...THE SHIPS AND LGEM
MODELS CONTINUE TO INDICATE STEADY STRENGTHENING AND THE OFFICIAL
INTENSITY FORECAST IS UNCHANGED FROM THE PREVIOUS ADVISORY.

AN AIR FORCE RESERVE HURRICANE HUNTER AIRCRAFT WILL BE
INVESTIGATING DEAN TOMORROW AFTERNOON...AND THE NOAA GULFSTREAM-IV
WILL CONDUCT A SYNOPTIC SURVEILLANCE MISSION FOR THE 17/00Z
ANALYSIS CYCLE.

FORECAST POSITIONS AND MAX WINDS

INITIAL      16/0300Z 13.1N  50.2W    60 KT
12HR VT     16/1200Z 13.6N  53.2W    65 KT
24HR VT     17/0000Z 14.2N  57.2W    70 KT
36HR VT     17/1200Z 14.8N  61.1W    75 KT
48HR VT     18/0000Z 15.3N  64.7W    85 KT
72HR VT     19/0000Z 16.3N  71.5W    95 KT
96HR VT     20/0000Z 17.8N  78.5W   105 KT
120HR VT     21/0000Z 19.5N  85.5W   115 KT

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Assault on the 1st Amendment Continues- Imus Sued

Don Imus and several news organizations are facing a frivolous lawsuit from a Rutgers basketball player over the comments he made on his talk show several months ago. This suit has no basis in the law, and will likely be dismissed. This of course is nothing but a Sharpton/Jackson-like shake down to get a few bucks and make a few headlines. What makes this suit really bizarre is that Imus just settled with CBS for $20M because he was wrongfully terminated.

This has to be dismissed. Think about the precedent this would set if she should win. Good bye, SNL, Mad TV, most rap and pop artists, cartoonists, writers...

-T

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In My Country There is Problem

Yesterday at work, a nice middle aged woman suggested that I get a girlfiend. I in turn suggested that she clean out her desk and turn in her security badge. This incident got me thinking about my life, and why I find it so hard to meet quality women. In the past, I have turned down many offers and have avoided women that I knew were interested because they did not meet my standards. Shallow? Not at all! Choosing a partner is probably the most important decision somebody makes in their entire life, and many, many people choose the wrong person, mostly because they were so wrapped up in their emotions that they failed to objectively consider the character of the person they were with. As I have made this mistake myself, I devised a “three strike” system that help weed out potential “applicants” so I can disregard them at once, and not have to worry about it later.

For starters, if your not Alizee, this is big black mark against you, but since most women I meet aren’t Alizee, I go on to the next check: Are they Asian? If they are not Asian, that would also be a first strike. Below are the others things I look for. Failing two or more of the following checks for a non-Asian constitute a strike-out:

Age 25 – 35

Reasonably attractive (I decide what this means)

No more than one visible tattoo, no tattoos on the wrist or neck, no tattoos that are covered by underwear, no more than four tattoos total.

No more than one body part pierced on the head besides the ears

Never been part of the “club scene”, and this includes any regular attendance at dance clubs, where I have seen some stuff go on that they don’t allow at Bazooka’s

Doesn’t live with parents

No more than one previous marriage (You can only say “I made a mistake” once here)

NO KIDS (Kids count as two strikes)

No picture exists of you naked or topless

Never taken anti-depressants

Never taken any hard drugs

Not a member of PETA, or any other kook organization

No gold diggers (Spot um a mile away, these are the women who’s first or second question is “So, what do you do?”)

No high-maintenance women, emotionally or financially

Ex lovers can be counted on fingers

Never had an STD

Doesn’t practice any new-age religions, Wicca, etc.

Since this system disqualifies 99% of American women, it's no wonder why I have a problem finding the quality babes. Until then, there is always the China Villa (walk-ins welcome!).

-Tommy

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My Enemy

I'm sorry, but Jérémy Châtelain has to go. Where's a Muslim when you need one?

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Lego Tommy

This was a fun one via OG's blog::



Create your own here

P.S. Yes, I sorta dress like this, have scruff, smoke, usually have a drink in my hand, and am quite fond of watch caps ;)

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Michael Savage VS. The City of San Francisco

Tomorrow should be an interesting day. If things go as planed, S.F. city supervisor Gerardo Sandoval will bus in a bunch of criminals to KNEW 910’s studio in Oakland to protest radio talk show host Michael Savage over his statements condemning illegal immigrants.

This seems to be not only illegal, but frightening. As the noted civil rights attorney Daniel Horowitz (if the name sounds familiar, his wife was killed by a teenage kook goth in a case that received wide media coverage) points out:

"After the civil war we passed the fourteenth amendment which made the First Amendment and all of the amendments in the bill of rights, apply to the states.

When the Board of Supervisors passes a resolution against you that is government action abridging the freedom of speech.

When Sandoval in his role as a supervisor, organizes a mob to try and take away your top rated national radio show, he is using the power of the state to crush freedom of speech.

This is against the law. This same type of terrorism by government officials has been used in the past.

The civil rights of our African American brethren were regularly violated by police and government officials. In fact, it was John Kennedy who had to send federal troops to Mississippi to protect the Freedom Riders from mobs which were often organized by the politicians.

If you file a federal civil rights lawsuit is like holding the constitution in your hand and waving it in the face of those who think that they can violate your constitutional rights just because they are powerful.

The federal civil rights lawsuit that you can bring against Representative Sandoval was created by Congress on April 20, 1871 as part of the Civil Rights Act of 1871.

It is also known as the "Ku Klux Klan Act" because one of its primary purposes was to provide a civil remedy against the abuses that were being committed in the southern states, especially by the Ku Klux Klan.

You are protected by this civil rights act because you are the victim of the same type of mob terror that Klan used to inflict. This terror is being organized against you simply because people do not like what you say. Translated into legal language, you are being attacked by a type of terrorist because you have exercised your First Amendment rights.”

I don’t think I need to explain that San Fran is the nut-house of the country, and that Sandoval is just one of the many left wing inmates running the asylum. For instance, he has stated that the United States should not have a military:

ALAN COLMES, CO-HOST: This is Alan in New York. Should we not have military?

SANDOVAL: I don't think we should have a military. Absolutely.

COLMES: We shouldn't have a military? Wait a minute. Hold on. The United States should not have a military?

SANDOVAL: What good has it done for us in the last five years? That's right. What good has it done us...

HANNITY: Good grief.

SANDOVAL: ... in the last five years.

COLMES: Gerardo, wait a second.

SANDOVAL: We think about the billions that we're spending in Iraq right now, if we spend it on schools. We should not...

COLMES: The United States should not have a military?

SANDOVAL: That's correct.

COLMES: Are you kidding me?

SANDOVAL: The United States should not have a military. All in all, we would be in much, much, much better shape.

We have Bush doing his thing in Washington, but this is much worse. This is a targeted attack against a private citizen by a local government to restrict somebody’s 1st amendment rights in direct violation of state and federal law.

Many would say, such as some on Fark.com, that Sandoval’s action is no different than Savage calling for the arrest and interment of illegals. The critical difference is that Sandoval is using his power as a member of the government to incite a mob to silence the constitutionally protected freedom of speech of somebody who has a different political opinion.

Love him or hate him, any real American would condemn Grand Cyclops Sandoval’s attack on Savage, and hope that he wins a massive civil rights law suit against the City of San Francisco. The line must be drawn here!

-T

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Megadeth- Hanger 18 (Live)

Bonus: Performed on The Arsenio Hall Show



If you see Arsenio, you better tell him how good the cheese is.

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Update: Taslima Arrested

The woman that was attacked by a Muslim mob for saying that Islam oppresses women has been charged with "promoting enmity between different groups on grounds of religion, race, language etc":

HYDERABAD: The city police have registered a case against controversial Bangladeshi writer Taslima Nasreen, who was recently attacked by workers of Majlis Ittehadul Muslimeen (MIM) here, for allegedly creating ill-feeling among communities.

The writer has been booked under IPC Section 153 (A) (promoting enmity between different groups on grounds of religion, race, language etc) on a complaint registered by MIM legislator Akbaruddin Owaisi, police said on Saturday.

In his complaint, Akbaruddin alleged that Kolkata-based Taslima had hurt the sentiments of the community with her writings and speeches against Islam, police said.

Akbaruddin, MIM floor leader in the Andhra Pradesh Assembly, had threatened to kill the exiled author if she visited Hyderabad again.

Bravo, guys.

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Conspiracy!

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Right Wing Conspiracy Nets an Extra $1100 from MLB Teams

Bu$HitlerChaneyRove wins again!

Apparently, this is considered "news" at the Huffington Post. Released today were presidential campaign donations by various MLB teams during the second quarter of 2007, and … Oh the horror! $1100 more was donated to Republicans over Democrats:

In the front offices and luxury skyboxes of America's ballparks, Republican presidential candidates appear to be winning the contest for political contributions from the owners of Major League Baseball teams, according to campaign finance records at the Huffington Post's FundRace 2008.

Despite an early GOP lead in fundraising among the titans of America's pastime, at least seven club owners who have given heavily to the Republican Party in past elections have yet to open up their checkbooks for any of the party's declared candidates.

And Republicans hold only the slimmest of leads over Democrats in total dollars raised.

Through the second quarter of 2007, GOP candidates collected $25,800 from Major League Baseball owners.

Democrats pulled in $24,700.

While I have to claim some credit for this victory because I am the Director of IT on the NeoCon Space Station, and 3rd adviser to Oberstgruppenfuhrer Rove, I have to give props to the Leftists on HuffPo for their Holmes-like deductive skills:

GOP won't scruitinize steroid use...it's part of the "Win at any cost" culture.

...millionaires who exploit young athletes by lobbying to keep the Government from enforcing drug laws on pro sports - you mean, those guys are funding the Repugs? OMG! shocking news!

Delusional rich white men who can't police their own sport when it comes to drugs. Who the f**k cares who they support?

That's not surprising for two reasons:
1) Bush was a team owner.
2) Team owners condone cheating (steroid use) for profit.

Previously from the Huffington Post:
Bush Caused Bridge Collapse
Kansas Deserved F-5 Tornado

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Bush: 9/11 Hijackers were "kids" "lured on airplanes"

This one left me speechless:


Bush is now sympathising with the very people that started this whole mess!? This man has a history of making... disingenuous statements, true, but this is unbelievable, even for him.

Not violent jihadists, not terrorists, not 7th century scum, not violent death-cult fanatics, but poooor, (cue sad violin music) downtrodden kids that were brainwashed by Osama and had no idea what they were doing @;(



Some kid. More "Asian Youths", as the European press is want to call them.

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Woman Assulted by Muslim Mob for Saying Muslims Oppress Women

No, this didn't come from "The Onion":

HYDERABAD, India (Reuters) - Muslim protesters assaulted the exiled Bangladeshi author and feminist Taslima Nasreen at a book launch in Hyderabad on Thursday, incensed by her repeated criticism of Islam and religion in general.

Some radical Muslims hate Nasreen for saying Islam and other religions oppress women.

On Thursday, lawmakers and members of the All India Majlis-e-Ittehadul Muslimeen party attacked her at the press club in Hyderabad at the launch of a Telugu translation of one of her novels.

An uneasy-looking Nasreen backed into a corner as several middle-aged men threw a leather case, bunches of flowers and other objects at her head and threatened her with a chair, according to a Reuters witness and television pictures.

Some of the mob shouted for her death.

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Christian and Muslim Films

When a film that is blasphemous to Christians is released, you see this:



When a film is released that is blasphemous to Muslims, you get this:



Never forget.

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Walking Causes Global Warming

Ya, Rly:

Walking does more than driving to cause global warming, a leading environmentalist has calculated.

Food production is now so energy-intensive that more carbon is emitted providing a person with enough calories to walk to the shops than a car would emit over the same distance. The climate could benefit if people avoided exercise, ate less and became couch potatoes. Provided, of course, they remembered to switch off the TV rather than leaving it on standby.

The sums were done by Chris Goodall, campaigning author of How to Live a Low-Carbon Life, based on the greenhouse gases created by intensive beef production. “Driving a typical UK car for 3 miles [4.8km] adds about 0.9 kg [2lb] of CO2 to the atmosphere,” he said, a calculation based on the Government’s official fuel emission figures. “If you walked instead, it would use about 180 calories. You’d need about 100g of beef to replace those calories, resulting in 3.6kg of emissions, or four times as much as driving.

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Megadeth - Trust

Beauty sound man

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Kansas City Chiefs Music by Silent Bob

I love this song, and it helps that it was the Chiefs kick-off music for years:


I am starting to get pumped, man! The first pre-season game is 1 week from today VS. the Browns.

-T

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The History of Religion

Via The Jawa Report:



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Huffington Post: Bush Caused Bridge Collapse

No surprise here.

My wife and I are not wealthy people but we paid nearly two thousand dollars in Federal taxes last month. What do you think it went for - Iraq - the misadventure and eventually into Halliburton's coffers - or building and or repairing bridges and infrastructure in the mainland USA?

We deserve it:

Your tax cuts at work. We can only hope that the people that voted for bush and the tax cuts these past seven years are the people that end up dying from the crumbling infrastructure, after all they truely deserve it!

Uh... I believe that Minnesota voted Democrat in 2004...

If I catch one of these tax dodgers on public roads I helped pay for, then I get to blow them off my road with a rocket launcher. After all, fair is fair.

Tin-Foil Hat:

500 billion stolen by Cheney and his energy minions - There's little left for fixing things here. So Bush-Cheney is responsible for the bridge falling.
Is that the summer-attack Bush-Cheney were talking about?

O.K. you get the idea. This was all on the first page. The rest of the posts were lefties and trolls flaming each other.

In June of 2006, a report(PDF)detailed the problems with the bridge. Potential problems were first recognized in 2001(PDF), when the "plane distortion" was detected, and the lack of a redundant truss system noted. In 2005, the bridge was listed as "structurally deficient" and in possible need of replacement. (Source: Wikipedia)

The full truth will come out eventually, but as usual this tragedy is being politicised before the bodies are even out of the water. There was even some chick on Fox News last night that suggested global warming may be to blame. Right now on MSNBC, Barny Frank is talking about how this will help the Democrats win in 2008.

Previously: Kansas Deserved 5-F Tornado for Electing Bush

-Tommy

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